Monday, January 01, 2007

december key freaks

this screams jewergy heaven, doesn't it?!

onto the keywords, schwartzy's blog's has been coming up on this past week. sure is creepy.

  • katie schwartz : always a perk
  • famous pussy : more like, lippy beige mess
  • great breasts : I wish
  • miss nevada exposed : I did spin a yarn about that
  • transexual : two "s's", no?
  • daddy : hi. should be,, not daddy (space) i'
  • "catch phrase" "got wood?" origin : flattered
  • hitler's secret archive : yarn spun
  • katie schwartz louie jew : feels way too creepy stalkeree, donchya think?
  • pussy eating : yarn spun

schwartz eve

happy jew year.

passed out at 11:30. I'm a whore.

I dreamt that I was overflowing in cockroaches and leeches. freaked me out to no end. what does it all mean? who the fuck knows, but I woke up skeeved and couldn't hurl my fat ass in the shower fast enough.

last night, my neighbors, my age, had a keg party. an honest to goodness kegger. dude, the shame. we didn't stop kegging at 23-25? who taps anything other than ass at 34?!

jewcifer and I had a super morning walk/drive.

if I could eat hot, well managed fat all day, I would. but, I can't, so I won't. argh.


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