- katie schwartz : always a perk
- famous pussy : more like, lippy beige mess
- great breasts : I wish
- miss nevada exposed : I did spin a yarn about that
- transexual : two "s's", no?
- daddy imawhore.com : hi. should be, daddyimawhore.com, not daddy (space) i'mawhire.com
- "catch phrase" "got wood?" origin : flattered
- hitler's secret archive : yarn spun
- katie schwartz louie jew : feels way too creepy stalkeree, donchya think?
- pussy eating : yarn spun
Monday, January 01, 2007
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 6:40 PM
passed out at 11:30. I'm a whore.
I dreamt that I was overflowing in cockroaches and leeches. freaked me out to no end. what does it all mean? who the fuck knows, but I woke up skeeved and couldn't hurl my fat ass in the shower fast enough.
last night, my neighbors, my age, had a keg party. an honest to goodness kegger. dude, the shame. we didn't stop kegging at 23-25? who taps anything other than ass at 34?!
jewcifer and I had a super morning walk/drive.
if I could eat hot, well managed fat all day, I would. but, I can't, so I won't. argh.
Posted by Katie Schwartz at 11:47 AM