Sunday, April 09, 2006

those couples

there are certain couples that are so fucking annoyingly cliché and inappropriate. you know the ones.

she's got blonde hair just below the shoulder with off putting bangs and he's got an overgrown military shag and goatee.

they wear outfits.

they sit in booths next to each other making out, barely eating and gazing into each other's eyes like the world has stopped in the hopes their hideousness will procreate.

they take sears photos and have print themed throw blankets over their sofas, not couches.

they drive navy blue tricked out hondas and live in places we've never heard of like, Corona, Covina, Spartan -- always off of three fucking freeway intersections!

they drink bud light.

they have refrigerator magnets that say, "the bitch is hitched." "thank god it's friday or I'd have to kill you."

they eat at black angus.

they buy mall pear shaped diamond rings and have 15 bridesmaids in lime green taffeta. they get shamelessly drunk at their weddings. he fucks her maid of honor. she fucks his father.

they have sons named, cody and daughters with ride-the-pole-slutty names like, frankie and charlie.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate these couples.

please read this

I know it's creepy, but it's a must read! it's right up there with severely christian bloggers. it's a new journal entry with pictures. you have to read this one, too. I made my dear friend, Nicole read it. she was pretty disgusted with me.

If I don't tell you what it is, you're more likely to click through :)

I actually FOUND THIS ONLINE!!!

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amos lee

have you heard amos lee's song, keep it loose, keep it tight? do yourself a favor and run to itunes and download it. or email me and I'll email it to you.

I blew the president... re-launched

there has been a change of plans. I blew the president has relocated. please check it out. it will be updated 3x a week. yay! please forward the url to everyone you know :) be a mensch.

the russian kid

this morning when I was at the park with louie. this pisher 10-year-old was making his severely elder mother shlep his roller blades, soccer ball, basketball and sneakers. he was changing in and out of his shoes/skates and switching balls over and over again. what a nervy little kid. the mother shleped him to america. that's not enough for him? she's gotta develop a hunchback carrying his shit?!?!?!

 

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