ok, it's super clear to katie that she, me, is assed out of a critical vag gene. the bride and adjunct bridely things one. it's killin' me. my girlfriends keep asking me details about my sister's wedding. what are the colors? I don't know. what kind of flowers is she having? I don't know. what hotel is everyone staying at? I don't know. what's her dress look like? white. poofy. it's bad enough that when we go to bride stores and functions, I get anxiety attacks, hives on my wrists and can't stop sneezing. my best friend said, "honey, strap on your vagina, please, and spill." what kills me is that I'm a feminine chick. I'm not butchly, so what gives? if I ever got married, I think it would have to be an afterthought. But here’s the thing, I’m so excited for my sister. She’s the earth mother incarnate. oy such guilt.