Katie Schwartz

Once again it's time for keywords Katie Schwartz's blog is coming up on. God forbid my blog come up on my name Katie Schwartz , God forbid. Vintage Pussy - Again with the geriatric porn, oy. Big Vagina's - If we're talking about Coco's cavernous taco, sure. Otherwise, not so much. Palin - what? A fundamentalist incapable of running our country? Still believes abstinence education is the way to go? Won't talk to the media because she has nothing to speak about regarding policy? Palin is a cunterella? What? What? What? All The Way From Oy To Vey - Awww. That is the name of my blog. Banned from Craigslist - One of my posts years and years ago. Dirty Ass - Not my tuchas. I wipe thoroughly and shower daily. McCunt Pussy Eating Contest - McCunt ESSAY contest . Oy yoy yoy. Christian Domestic Discipline - One post three years ago. For the love... Craigslist Personal Asset Beauty - Huh?! Bristol is the Mother of Trig - I do believe that so hard . My Tits Weigh ...

I randomly check the top keywords (who doesn't, right?) I come up on every month and sometimes post them. I give you the top keywords Katie Schwartz's blog is coming up on for Jewlie and Auggie: Coco Fishnet : I admit it, I went through a big Coco writing phase, so much so that at one point BestStuff created a landing page with my name and Coco's image. Fab. Domestic Discipline: Is that really something this feminist would cover? Pussy Eating Contest: In my defense, that was a Blair Warner post from two years ago. Remember my Blair's Journal phase? Oy vey. Doreen Orion Queen of the Road July : Such an honah. Vintage Pussy: Is that like geriatric porn? Coco's Fishnet Dress: I digress Danny Bonaduce Dick: I had to dish that, but only once, and it was because he showed his mini-orange-peen, which was, hi, super creepy. Plus, it killed my love affair with mac & cheese". A win-win for sure. Is John Mayer Jewish?: I don't remember asking that question or...

Bartholomew is doing a real bang up job tonight on naybah girl. I reckon the boy found her g-spot tonight. Good show, Bartholomew. I'm thrilled for you. Dying to know what he looks like. She's showering him in yelping mew's, gasping to call out his full name. You know how she likes to do. Check out these keywords I've been coming up on: danny bonaduce penis and danny bonaduce's penis: One post and now I'm the bondaduce teen peen queen?! coco fishnet and coco fishnet dress: I post about her split knish, not her fishnets vintage pussy: vinty whore, yes. geriatric porn fan, no. christian domestic discipline: OCD about that, sweetie john mayer jewish: Is he one of us? Katie Schwartz: I would hope so. I'm disappointed nobody searched for cunt and found my blog. thyroid: Good. Good. Really good. pussy eating contest: wrong blog. I run vadgelip contests I've had a rather successful menses this month, donchya think?! Thank you all so much for your incredible kin...