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This Just In

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Sardonic and hilarsquared comedian Andy Kindler will be covering the RNC. He's on assignment for the "Late Show with David Letterman." "Weather permitting, I will be appearing via satellite on the show (11:35 PM on CBS) starting this Tuesday, September 2, for three nights in a row!!! Each evening I will attempt comedy with a three second delay! I must be excited about this!!! Notice the overuse of exclamation points!?! My punctuation humor is top notch."

Ya Big Heeb

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Jumping off the poli wagon for a mo... Here's a good yarn for yas. The good folks at Heeb Magazine , a most excellent Jewey read, one of my favorites, placed me in their Battle of the Schwartzes for the summer 08' issue. Fab, right? I thought so, too. I highly recommend it, by the by. She, me, dished aplenty about my forthcoming book, Emotionally Pantsed, and my thoughts on being a Schwartz, etc. Ah, but there's a catch, if you look at the picture below, you'll see that it is me. However, look at the name? Not only did I get a new first name, I got a fabulous back-story-makeover. Didjyas know I was a Jeweler? A famous one at that. When you pick up this issue and read about Lorraine , I'm sure you'll agree that she sounds like a very cool and wildly talented dame, to be sure. If the opportunity to get a back-story makeover presents itself, is it so terrible to be someone who sounds this cool?! No siree bob. The winter issue of Heeb Magazine is due out in January/

Palin's Offspring of Lies (UPDATE)

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(FYI) Updates are in Red . Floating around the blogosphere are rumors that Palin's baby is her 16-year-old daughter's. I am jumping on this buggy faster than an Amish family churns butter. When this story finally breaks, it'll be huge. My girl, Politits has spun a must-read yarn with some interesting theories and facts we need to consider, It Matters . My other girl, PulpFriction is blogging her fierce and funny opinions, as well, here and here . And, of course, what post would be complete without the Daily Kos spin . (UPDATE) My girlie girl FranIAm has written a very important post about Faith and how Palin's faith, factors into this election. Read . (Update) via @drugmonkey on Twitter regarding a new article on the Daily Kos, Sarah Palin is NOT the MOTHER . Run. Read. Now. (Update) Politis new post Okay, Let's Talk About Something Important , John McCain's judgment and convictions to "Country First". Please read it. I love DCup. She's so