Katie Schwartz

I weighed my bitches tonight. 10 pounds each. no wonder my back hurts. neil at citizen of the month wants to know how I weighed the twins. it was all very bette midler... I threw the scale onto the counter, then I hurled the hooters out of my bra and onto the scale. it was pretty god damned traumatizing if the truth be told.

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