Katie Schwartz

My online bff 4evah, Cormac Brown , he blogs (I can't even refer to it in the past tense, I'm that twisted up inside) WriteProcrastinator , has shut down... for good . He's breaking up with us. Sure, we can still find him on Bad Lieutenants Wife and Cormac Writes . Still. It's not the same. Not only was Cormac the first commenter I got on All The Way From Oy to Vey, his blog has dished up some of my favorite series, Separated at Birth , SAB , SAB , SAB , Blog Rebus , yarns about SF and a few of his favorite local artists, Zhan Wang , Liz Hickok and so much more. He's delightful and hysterical, a gem of a person and blogger. He plugs all of our nonsense all of the time. He's incredibly supportive and the menschiest of mensches-- and now he's going bye-bye. I am bluewjewin' it hard on this one. In his final post , the images have left me as forlorn as the post. Cormac, you will be missed more than you know. I am pining already.

my online bff-fahevah and always, wpeaser has meemed me. it's a dumb question meem. love it! "For this meme, I'm going to ask you to answer three (hopefully not dumb) questions: What is the dumbest question you ever been asked? Why was it it dumb? And, even though it won't help, because answering a dumb question never does, what's the answer? (Or, as I like to think of them: The Big Dumb Question, The Big Dumb Reason, and The Big Dumb Answer.)" hand to god this is a true story. you can ask my sister kerri if you don't believe me. when I first came out here, my sister and I went apartment hunting. we found a darling little 1 bedroom around the corner from keh. so cute. hardwood floors, washer and dryer, a come-fuck-me balcony. it was fabulous and so affordable. I checked out and was ready to sign on the dotted line... until pershina said, can I douche you ? excuse me , I exclaimed. my legs were closed the entire time and I shower daily. she said, I'm J...

today is our beloved write procrastinator 's birthday! can you stand it? isn't it fabulous? click now and wish that child the happiest birthday ever. happy birthday to you ! happy birthday to you ! happy birthday, w-peaaassser ! happy birthday to you ! may you have a happy, healthy, creatively adventurous and wildly successful year. ps:: how much do you hate w-peaser ;)

a wp - jewgirl joint ... post wp e-stalked me the most fabulous e-stalk this fine am: wp : Katie-lah, Check this one out ! me: OMG that is fucking fantastic! Did you post it? You have to! It’s fantastic. wp : Naw, you go ahead. me: Hells no. how about a joint post? I will say it’s a wp katie joint. wp : So here you go folks, " The Return of The J-Man! " Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is "definitely on track" to achieve peak fitness condition for the Second Coming. run. read. it's tits.

you are 20% california, jewgirl You are a bogus californian. go back to the east coast, preferrably new york city and do it now, right now. how california are you, bitches? I boosted this from wp . it's big retarded blog fun! take the test!

our beloved wp has tagged me for a meemish. if you haven't already, you have to read his alphabet meem . it's god damned funny. ps: another great read, inspired by our equally loved daleish , wp posted about his hair . have you read? run. read. hilar. A- Available or Single single by choice. available? not so much, but I will be soon! who's got wood? B- Best Friend my sister, izzy, katie, wellie pops C- Cake or Pie for a food addict, I can rationalize and celebrate both. each has a purpose, a time and a place. let's not take one and place its value above the other. that's cruel, insensitive and quite vile. D- Drink of Choice Coffee or lemonade mixed with iced tea. if I'm sick, hot tea. E- Essential Item my crack-n-berry. I really prefer not to be without it. F- Favorite Color red. ooh, I lah me some red, girl. G- Gummi Bears or Worms I'm a purist when it comes to candy, chocolate. I don't fuck around with gummi shit. I want it hard, fast and intens...