Katie Schwartz

thyroid funny of the day: "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,'Thyroid problem?'" --Emo Philips get your thyroid tested! women at least 30 years of age need to get their thyroid checked. not tomorrow. now . go see dr. g . he's the best endo on the planet. no. really. he is. thyroid dish . read that and find out about thyroid diseases, like, hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism, graves disease, hashimotos and a bunch'a other thyahj.

somebody please tell me how a girl's intestines get sucked out of her ass while she's sitting on a pool drain. what we have here, my friends is the worlds greatest cock sucker that will sadly never see the light of day. for the ass suckage dish, check out the video .

I keep in touch with my first blowjob. see, when my dad was going through open heart surgery last year, I needed a distraction, so I googled him and donchya know, I found him and decided to send a missive. dear l: how are you? you probably don't remember me. I gave you my first blowjob. anyway, just wanted to say hi and see how you were doing. hope all is well, katie he emailed me back a week later and we've kept in touch ever since. he seriously had no recollection. then again, he became a bit of a crack addict. aww, god love him. don't you bitches be sittin' in judgment of this heebalish. he was a nice jewish boy who went awry. it happens to the best of us. he invited me to his bbq. I can't attend because I live out of state. is that weird? that he invited me, I mean? he wants a repeat bj to jog his memory. what am I? new. crackeena please.

unfuckingbelievable . run. read. now. below. or click. go . An Unpardonable Act By E. J. Dionne Jr. Friday, July 6, 2007; Page A15 I harbored no personal desire to see I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby spend a long time in prison for his perjury and obstruction-of-justice convictions. People who know him tell me he is a thoughtful and interesting man, and I have no reason to doubt them. Yet when I learned that President Bush had commuted Libby's 30-month sentence , I was enraged although not surprised. Rage should not be a standard response to political events (though avoiding it has gotten harder in recent years), so I had to ask if my anger was justified. Here's the case for getting mad and staying mad. The core point is that "equal justice under law" either means something or it doesn't. In this case, all the facts we know tell us that Libby received far more than equal justice, as evidenced by the irregular way his commutation was handled. President Bush ...