Katie Schwartz

Keywords All the Way from Oy to Vey came up on this week: Famous Pussy, Vintage Pussy, Vintagepussy, Vaginas and Big Vaginas. First and foremost, what happened to Cunt? My blog is no longer cunt worthy? Is this a new trend I should worry about? Secondly, and I realize how irrational this is, but my blog is much more than the vagina I dish up. I'm just sayin'. I'd like another Sunday. I'm not ready for Monday. I'd like two Sunday's a week, wouldn't that be dandyrific? I think so. I can't stop listening to Flo Rida's song "Low". Great song to walk to. I schlepped to the cooking store today for cookware and the shtunk was so vile, heavy-duty-nostril-killing-eyes-burning-chemicalsquared-floor wax. You know when a scent is so heavy, it gets lodged in your throat for the day? This was that. Oy vey. Worse, no matter where I was in the store, mop daddy of doom magically appeared, screaming at me for walking over his freshly mopped floors. After a...

I have heard from our dear Cormac and he's doing okay. Everyone is holding up as best they can under the circumstances. He's asked me to please extend his many thanks to DCup , Spartacus and Randal : Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I will keep yas posted...

One of our favorite bloggers, Cormac and my online BFF4 Evah has suffered a terrible loss in his family. He's written a beautiful eulogy to James . Please click over, give a read and send him your love. He needs it. Mind you, he'll whack me for posting this, but HEY, that's what friends do for each other-- lend support in times of need. Yes? Yes.

My online bff 4evah, Cormac Brown , he blogs (I can't even refer to it in the past tense, I'm that twisted up inside) WriteProcrastinator , has shut down... for good . He's breaking up with us. Sure, we can still find him on Bad Lieutenants Wife and Cormac Writes . Still. It's not the same. Not only was Cormac the first commenter I got on All The Way From Oy to Vey, his blog has dished up some of my favorite series, Separated at Birth , SAB , SAB , SAB , Blog Rebus , yarns about SF and a few of his favorite local artists, Zhan Wang , Liz Hickok and so much more. He's delightful and hysterical, a gem of a person and blogger. He plugs all of our nonsense all of the time. He's incredibly supportive and the menschiest of mensches-- and now he's going bye-bye. I am bluewjewin' it hard on this one. In his final post , the images have left me as forlorn as the post. Cormac, you will be missed more than you know. I am pining already.

OnlineBFF4Ever, Cormac Brown has spun yet another flawless suspense filled yarn called Poker Face , featured on Powder Burn Flash . You must run and read it now. You'll love it. I laughed. My mouth dropped... I can't tell you why, you have to read it! I have more I want to share, but I won't yet-- I'm being plaid about it. Soon, though.

Best Spam Headline from BFF PaintPusher: Well Hung Christian Single Russian Girls . I feel like it's missing, insert-transsexual "here". Or insert-God-Fearing-Men "here". Thoughts? Our Bethy girl has a photo credit ! On Hollis Gillespie's site From my brother Ben, Mobile Locate . Check it out, you can locate anyone via their cell phone. Creepy enough?! Alterna Title Sequal Tive post by Cormac Brown is so fucking funny. Run . Read. Now. I broke up with Mac. I'm so sorry, I just couldn't do it. Mac is far too straightforward. I like an operating system that requires over-thinking. Please don't hate me. I almost got sent to Russia accidentally when trying to fly back to LA. How does one make that mistake?! Three hours into my flight from east to the west, I had an allergy attack and couldn't stop sneezing. The broad to my right kept glaring at me-- snatch. I was so irritated, I finally said, "You glaring at me will NOT make me stop sneezi...

PaganSphinx tagged Bethy. Bethy tagged WP and Cormac tagged me. Is that rhymey?! Read their meems, they're great! I've also tagged a few peeps, too. I'm just sayin' . Ten Year Ago what were you doing, Schwartzy? I was in New York. Running almost 12 miles a day. Writing my heart out. Fucking my brains out and having a really fabulous time. I was also spending a lot of time with my family, my friends and my kid. He was six-months old. Five Things on Today's "To Do" List Buy luggage. done Go to the mall with my sister for mother's day tchoch. done Hock my webmaster about posting my revised content for my webbysite. Hocking Transfer files to my Mac from my PC. Whole Foods Run. Post this meme. Run up to ma's. E-stalk Dr. P. Schedule a hair cut. CBB (can't be bothered) E-stalk honeygirl and quinny. Clean Fan Man, I have a lot to do. I will get it all done, right? If I were a Billionaire Financially provide for my family and friends for life. Hit...

Happy Birthday Cormac Brown ! Today, my online BFF fahevah, one of our favalish blogger's is one year older, aww. Click on over to Write Procrastinator's bloggy blog and wish that child the happiest birthday evah. Happy Birthday, toots! May this year bring you excellent health, oodles of happiness and prosperity beyond your wildest dreams. Love, Jewgirl

Today while dishing with my accountant's assistant, I asked, "Can I fax my tax dish over instead of dropping it off?" He said, "Oh, sure, honey, no problem. Who is this?" I said, "Katie Schwartz." He said, "Fabulous! Fax it on over, HARRY." Admittedly, I was perplexed and said, "I'm not Harry, I'm Katie Schwartz." I kid you not, he said, "Yes, I know, Harry." Jaw dropped, so like a dumb ass, I asked, "Is there someone in the office with you who thinks you're dishing with a Harry ?" He said, "No, it's just me." I was so fuckin' irritated, I said, "WELL, I'M NOT HARRY. I'M KATIE." And he said, "Yeah, I know." Is it fucktard Monday?! For the love.... Again, I asked, "Why do you keep calling me Harry?" He said, "I don't know." THAT MADE ME SCREAM. HOW HILAR IS THAT?! Now, I'm wondering, do I have a huskyish, maley voice? I thought I...

Cormac Brown has written a beatufiul 6S. Run Read . Now: 24fps

I'm always hungry and Cormac Brown has delivered one fierce mothah fuckin' nosh over at Powder Burn Flash... Hot Ice and Cold Blood . Run. Read. Now. Comment. Jew will love it.

so much for procrastinating. news ?! it's fabulous... run. read. now.