Katie Schwartz

our beloved wp has tagged me for a meemish. if you haven't already, you have to read his alphabet meem . it's god damned funny. ps: another great read, inspired by our equally loved daleish , wp posted about his hair . have you read? run. read. hilar. A- Available or Single single by choice. available? not so much, but I will be soon! who's got wood? B- Best Friend my sister, izzy, katie, wellie pops C- Cake or Pie for a food addict, I can rationalize and celebrate both. each has a purpose, a time and a place. let's not take one and place its value above the other. that's cruel, insensitive and quite vile. D- Drink of Choice Coffee or lemonade mixed with iced tea. if I'm sick, hot tea. E- Essential Item my crack-n-berry. I really prefer not to be without it. F- Favorite Color red. ooh, I lah me some red, girl. G- Gummi Bears or Worms I'm a purist when it comes to candy, chocolate. I don't fuck around with gummi shit. I want it hard, fast and intens...

did you know there's a site called prison art ? dedicated to procuring and selling art created by prizzy's. what a lovely mural esther. who is the artist? he's a prisoner at attica serving life for murder. isn't he just so talented ? yes, I know, I need to get my supportive swirl on. working on it! new topic wp tagged me for a meemish and so did our favorite pharmacist the drug nazi . doing those today. check back because ya's have prally been tagged. new topic jesus was a shvatsah. celebrate it! I know it. you know it. we all know it. this whole caucasian interpretation thing is killin me. get with the program, people. location-location-location.

one of my favorite zealot christian blogs chopped me. I am so forlorn. as of this week, thursday to be exact, she made her blog by subscription only. no viewing for katie. I have to be invited. like that's gonna fuckin' happen. sigh... such a blue jew

World's Tallest Man Takes a Much Shorter Bride here are some excerpts from the article, Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from Inner Mongolia, married 5-foot-6 saleswoman Xia Shujian several days ago, the Beijing News reported. Bao's 28-year-old bride is half his age and hailed from his hometown of Chifeng even though marriage advertisements were sent around the world, it said. "After a long and careful selection, the effort has been finally paid off," the newspaper said. who paid who? how big was the dowry? I want details. recall a few months back I was worried about the dolphin whisperer peeling without pussy. it's comforting to know he won't. why didn't he marry the world's tallest woman ? we need to find a missionary who will go cock hunting on her behalf. if he can catch puss, she can certainly catch a fella. ps: they look like sibs. check out those punims up close and personal--- sibaroonies?