I love being a vagina. I think it rocks. but, if I happened to be a man, I would:
1: have my hand down my pants and play with my penis and balls all day.
2: stare at my cock all day long.
3: put my dick in everything.
4: show everyone my dick all the time.
5: watch men pee, so I could be the best stand up pee-er on the planet.
6: flash my dick.
7: run up to the top of hills and pee all the way down.
8: walk by a row of parked cars, take me dick out and pee on them.
9: I'd do cock tricks.
10: I'd make stupid dick jokes every fucking chance I got.
but, if I were that kind of man, I wouldn't be caught dead with myself because I'd hate myself. I'd so not be my type.
Friday, September 15, 2006
if I were a man....
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