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brokeback mountain... let's discuss

my best friend is gay. in college, I was a fag hag. but, what chubby jewgirl in pink high heels with big tits wasn't?! I love a voracious pig bottom as much as the next butch or bear top. I think that brokeback mountain is an exquisite, profoundly moving, and long overdue gay love story. now... having said that... if it were any mother fucking slower, I would've fucking shot myself in the god damned fucking head. and the whole mountain-is-the-fourth-character, thing. oh-my-god. I wanted to scream, COULD YA JUST STOP FOR FIVE MINUTES with the intensity. a lil' levity, please. I swear to god it won't kill you. I couldn't make it to the end. I know the end. an hour into it, I was so done, I wanted to burst. it was an exhausting film. but, very important. that's how I feel about it.

top 5 reasons to own a cat

nicole's top 5 reasons to own a cat is so funny! you have got to read it.