Sunday, June 03, 2007

is this weird?

whenever I hear kits and handsome carrying case it makes my teeth itch. the concept is so disconcerting to me. I had to buy a new crackberry yesterday. never mind that the shmo who tried to sell it to me wanted to bend me over without lube. what made me walk out and choose another store was when he said the new blackberries come with a handsome carrying case.

it's too proper. too gaudy. and always attractive, yet functional. does it get more annoying?

kits are too all inclusive for my taste and super creepy squared. they have a comes with stigma that I cannot, for the life of me, get past. too much comes with leaves no room for creativity.

moving right along....

the countdown to paris incarceration gate has officially begun. 48 hours and counting. I wonder if she'll be crotched upon entry. the girl can probably stash a department store in that echoing cavernous beav of hers. oooh, wait, that was cunty. (fyi) in case you were wondering there is a crotched mountain. who knew?! it's a ski resort.

it's sunday. have you had your face to penis with jesus yet?


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