Katie Schwartz

re: spawn sean :: "I get up in the morning with him and he's, like, all ready to play and stuff," Federline told Access Hollywood."

when you log onto your online bank account and you cover your eyes and hold your breath, terrified of what you're going to find.

you say to your sister: "he thinks of himself as honey and he sends out dipped honey sticks for fat desperate bees like me when he's bored."

so, we got a new fagella in the building and he just LOVES HIS mid-day fuck. you should see the chicken strutting through the halls. (I'm working from home at the minute taking care of jewboy). the grunts, groans and thuds that permeate the walls... you know, I think he's an S&M daddy. at least someone is getting cock!

why do people have such an issue with the curse word, cunt? which shouldn't even be a fucking curse word. it's so snarky-cunty-cutting. I just love it. cunt, cunt, cunt! who cares anyway?! 4 people read my blog. I'm not exactly a hit online.