Katie Schwartz

last night during my daily vocab run, I hit jack ass jimmy's blog. via his blog, I clicked to a five minute video clip of anne coulter on hardball . not to be hack or anything, but the incendiary interview made me want face time with the cunt, to ask tough-goddess- christiane amanpour , questions. as luck would have it, I found her cunt's email address online, abyss@coulter.com . within five minutes of clicking send, she emailed me back. guess she's not quite the busy beaver I thought she'd be. after a few emails back and forth, she granted me permission to interview her via instant messenger. she was very forthcoming. those of you who can't handle strong language are advised NOT TO read the interview. me: thank you so much for this interview. I really appreciate it. cunt: my pleasure! I always welcome an opportunity to speak my mind. people have a very negative image of me, of who they think I am. me: can you elaborate for us, please? cunt: like so many of my si...

I always do a read receipt when I send vimp emails and guess what, yoplait deleted my email!!! check it out: Your message To: Consumer Services-Yoplait Subject: RE: Yoplait Website Response 2006/08/24-1878 JMP Sent: Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:37:37 -0500 was deleted without being read on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:15:55 -0500 I read an article. I gotta stop reading... about carmine in yoplait yogurt , not laverne and shirley's carmine, the crushed beetle, carmine. I was pretty disgusted, so I emailed them a very, consumer in distress mode, email. come on, it's crushed fucking beetles. wouldn't you?! From: Consumer Services-Yoplait Sent: Friday, August 25, 2006 5:29 PM To: katie schwartz Subject: Yoplait Website Response Dear Ms. Schwartz: Thank you for contacting Yoplait regarding carmine used in Yoplait yogurt. Carmine is a naturally derived red color extracted from the dried shells of the cochineal beetle. Carmine is an FDA approved ingredient and is commonly used in many fo...

" Tom Cruise realizes he crossed a line when he criticized Brooke Shields last summer for her use of antidepressants, a colleague of the actor says. "That, he deeply regrets," Kathleen Kennedy, who produced Cruise's War of the Worlds with Steven Spielberg, tells the New York Daily News." I guess someone's bride of scientology, hatie better off homeless, has developed an alarming case of post partum cutting. Or the cult of scientology really wants a fucking paycheck. whatever the reason, someone needs to tell mary that she can't skulk back into her creepy, vile, uneducated, dumb ass freak closet and exit "normal." though my aunt fudgie always says, "katealah, the damage is only done when you're six feet under," I'm sure she'd exclude mary cruise.

my neighbor went from being polly pleasant to an epic snatch. bitch moves in. bitch asks me IF I see fed ex IF I will buzz them into the building so they can leave her high cuntness her cuntmanual. I agree. what the fuck do I care. I'm not signing anything and it's only IF I run into them. she thanks me, blah, blah, blah. newsflash, I didn't run into fedex so I couldn't let them in. well, I ran into her cuntness yesterday and she shot me a demonic glare. I thought to myself, ya know what, ya vile non-leash using, nazi dog owning, jewgirl from hell, who died and made you queen of the cunts, huh? get off the snatch express, gaaaaaaaahd.