Saturday, September 09, 2006

insomnia. nerves. brad spit. schnatzinegger.

I'm listening to blue... joni mitchell

I love joni mitchell. she makes everything right in the world. writers block. agida. a suck ass day. insomnia. anger. sorrow. joy.

nervous energy. can't sleep. can't crack a decent thought. hate my fat. so over the thyroid 30+. if I felt any uglier. if my hair were any thyroid dryer. if my reflection were any more alien. I swear to god, I'd explode or will actually, literally and figuratively.

waiting for joni to kick in. until she does, let's be cunty.

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Sept. 8) - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized Friday for saying during a closed-door meeting that Cubans and Puerto Ricans are naturally feisty and temperamental because of their combination of "black blood" and "Latino blood."

schnatzinegger is so disgusting. what about dominicans? they aren't naturally feisty? I'm sure if you cruise some history books, you can find some black/latino blood coarsing through their veins.

what about my people? you usually spread joyous hate our way. why did you leave us out? is it the flat wide ass syndrome? it's not contagious, bitch. you ain't gonna catch it.

don't worry! smel gibson hasn't taken the fun out of jewhating. I'm sure you can come up with something if you put your staffers and antisemite siblings to work.

He said the tape-recorded comments "made me cringe" when he read them in Friday's Los Angeles Times.

I think he means to say, the aclu calling him a racist nazi fuck made him cringe.

in other news.... brad spit checks his balls at the door:
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the actor tells Esquire magazine for its October issue.

will the coat check gal who has brad's balls please get them back to him?!

what bothers me about this is that it's so kabbalah in a box on sale at sax. it's not like he believes it or means it.


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