And the Winner of October's McCunt Essay Contest

Is.... DRUG MONKEY !!! DM, you have won a dozen Bojamacakes courtesy of baking goddess Jintrinsique . CONGRATULATIONS, TOOTS! Thank you for your wonderful essay, If you Listen Closely as you Read This, You can Hear me Reaching Hard to Create Three, I May Have Turn a Rotar Cuff . I would also like to thank your fierce competitors, essayists Fredrick Schwartz of Hell's Leading Newspaper, the Dis-Brimstone and Mister Mister of one of the net's finest poli reads, Earth Observation . You rocked it, beautiful babies. Thank you, Drug Monkey and CONGRATULATIONS, ya big stud.