vagina poll. no. silly, not that kind of vagina poll

veygirls, how do you feel about your vagina?

	I worship the goddess that is my cunt
	even though my cunt is a hot lippy mess, I love'ha
	as long as I don't have to see it or deal with it, we can co-exist
	I have peeny envy

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guess who's commenting on vey

THAT GIRL! jewgirl. I only hope to be as successful in responding to comments as my fave bloggers. you know who you are, I hock you about it constantly.

do not forget guthy's reading tamarah night. I know I'm a dishy pushy bitch. ain't no need to remind me.

casablanca lillies

I have been buying casablanca lillies every week for forever and a day. it's my favorite flowah evah. I'm so fucking shortbus, I had no idea they were called casablanca lillies until yesterday. news?!

don't forget, my beloved cunting canadians to go to amy's reading tomorrow night in ontario!

Tuesday, July 10th, 7pm

Arcadia Coffee House

(in conjunction with Uppercase Books)

819 Queen Street East

Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

CANADA

dear canadian love machines.... guess what

Shalom Canadian lovahs... guess what, Guthykins is doing a reading in Salt Ste. Marie, Ontario Canada on Tuesday (tomorrow) at our boy bacon's coffee shop. are you plotzing?! I'm plotzing and kvelling.



Here's the dish, now get out there and treat your soul to three fallen women. you will not regret it! it's a delicious and exquisite read.



Tuesday, July 10th, 7pm
Arcadia Coffee House
(in conjunction with Uppercase Books)
819 Queen Street East
Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
CANADA

regarding this post... again

remember that post about matters of the heart, the one I wrote on sunday. it's here. in that post, I said, the hardest part about not mattering to someone is the moment you realize that you don't matter to them and you never really did.

FIRST... while I appreciate such cozyass sentiments and believe me, fehatty does. it wasn't about me. like the short bus schmuck I am, I didn't spell out what I meant. clearly we don't have esp, do we? now I will.

I was interested in getting a discussion going about matters of the heart. I am intrigued by people who can't sort of, well, roll with it. meaning, they need to define every step of a relationship instead of just enjoying the journey, free of expectations, regardless of where it takes them.

I am equally fascinated by the concept of pushing someone to be with you when you both know they don't want to be with you.

finally, this concept of relationships as failures or successes. what is that? why do people do that? how can any relationship be a failure? can't it just be right in that moment for the time you were together? is that so horrible?!

spill. let's dish.

paris hilton's generosity is boundless

the caption: "HAIR TO SPARE :: Before hitting the Hollywood club scene for the first time since her release from jail, Paris Hilton picks up some boxes of her own line of Clip 'n' Go hair extensions at a Beverly Hills salon on Friday."



we know the hair isn't for the cancer crowd because that would be, um, well, you know, human. I betchya, the clip-n-go pare-hair is probably for the homeless. yes, that's gotta be it.