Katie Schwartz

the fact that every American isn't entitled to basic health insurance is so disgusting to me, I cannot begin to tell you. if you don't have money in this country, you're fucked. we need the democrats back in office. for all of you voting republicans... can you wake up, please!!!!

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no! what a queer ass stupid fuck lyric.

it's so weird that john denver is dead, isn't it? I mean, I was just thinking, he and sony bono are like the undead, but dead. they so don't seem deadish to me.

with a straight face, you say, "these spy TV shows are based on me." and, this is my favorite one "I've been working undercover to save humanity and alot of foreign dignitaries since college. When certain leaders are in office I work off the books pro bono."

can you imagine spending over a grip on these shoes? what part of these stilts scream fuckable? SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he flew out of a third floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported Wednesday. MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man has confessed to bludgeoning his roommate to death with a sledgehammer handle and a claw hammer after an argument that started over an empty roll of toilet paper, authorities said Tuesday.

I am so hungry, it's just not funny. If I had my druthers here is what I would eat: nachos, a massive plate of nachos dripping in cheese with fresh salsa and sour cream. I would also eat El Torito tortillas with enough butter to clog every artery I own. for dinner, I would eat a bowl of pasta the size of my face and for desert; I would eat a chocolate soufflé. fuck, I am such a foodie-whore. of course I won't be inhaling gobs of fat today, but you must admit I manage fat beautifully, right? I love food. oh, food, food, food how I love you.