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IM'ng with Coco's Vagina
Stunning. Non-sequitur of the day: I love watching things come to a boil, not metaphorically, literally, specifically water and coffee. This afternoon, I was logged onto Yahoo under my screen name, herecomescreepy and I got the strangest IM. CojynaAtLarge: Hey, Katie, are you there? HereComesCreepy: I am. Do I know you? CojynaAtLarge: Not intimately... unless of course you're.... as cold as ice . HereComesCreepy: Oh, like the Foreigner Song. You're as cold as ice, ya will learn to sacrifice ... blah, blah, blah. CojynaAtLarge: Um... No... Tha'mayns! HereComesCreepy: Okay, point blank, who is this?! CojynaAtLarge: Coco's vagina! HereComesCreepy: SHUT UP. CojynaAtLarge: Fer'reeeeeels. HereComesCreepy: You're like FAMOUS and shit. CojynaAtLarge: *blushing* HereComesCreepy: You can blush? CojynaAtLarge: Ya'd be surprized wat plastiks can do these days. I can blush in 3colers (pink, red and tangerine), tak, reed, rite, swallah my mans hole, chomp at the bit, she...