Thursday, March 06, 2008

I want to Marry The Onion!

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

IM'ng with Coco's Vagina


Non-sequitur of the day: I love watching things come to a boil, not metaphorically, literally, specifically water and coffee.

This afternoon, I was logged onto Yahoo under my screen name, herecomescreepy and I got the strangest IM.

CojynaAtLarge: Hey, Katie, are you there?

HereComesCreepy: I am. Do I know you?

CojynaAtLarge: Not intimately... unless of course you're.... as cold as ice.

HereComesCreepy: Oh, like the Foreigner Song. You're as cold as ice, ya will learn to sacrifice... blah, blah, blah.

CojynaAtLarge: Um... No... Tha'mayns!

HereComesCreepy: Okay, point blank, who is this?!

CojynaAtLarge: Coco's vagina!

HereComesCreepy: SHUT UP.

CojynaAtLarge: Fer'reeeeeels.
HereComesCreepy: You're like FAMOUS and shit.

CojynaAtLarge: *blushing*

HereComesCreepy: You can blush?

CojynaAtLarge: Ya'd be surprized wat plastiks can do these days. I can blush in 3colers (pink, red and tangerine), tak, reed, rite, swallah my mans hole, chomp at the bit, sheet girl, I can do anythin'.

HereComesCreepy: You must so proud of your pussy.

CojynaAtLarge: Werd!

HereComesCreepy: Cojiiine, I don't mean to be a buzzkill or anything, I'm in the middle of a few things, so, uh, did you want to dish about something specific, or....?!

CojynaAtLarge: I'm bleedin'. it's ma free time--thot Id holla'atchya. You rite aboume all the times.

HereComesCreepy: You get time off to menstruate?

CojynaAtLarge: Yep. Gives us lips time 2 rebond. We nevr get Q2time togethah.

HereComesCreepy: Quality time?

CojynaAtLarge: Yep. Weer always apart. Coke keeps us separate so's weer stand alones.

HereComesCreepy: Well, that's just liperific. Not. Don't you miss being together? Admit it, being split to the degree that Coco divides you is wicked uncomfortable.

CojynaAtLarge: Wul... i gots to rollout. Weel chat again.

She signed off before we could finish dishing. I friend requested her. The next time she pops online, I'll IM her and get the 411 for yas. That Coco's vagina sure is interesting.


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