Wednesday, November 29, 2006

fuck doc


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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I'm tagging YOU!

shalom, jewlcious and non-jewlicious peeps. how is everyones jewsday going? wp meemed me and I am meeming... see below. this is a personal meem. like, it asks personal q's. could be fun. who the fuck knows. why not. worth a twirl, donchya think?








DO YOU SNORE?
as if my life depended on it!

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
that's a creepy question, comparable to someone saying, I want to make love to you.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
choking.

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
yes. I was insanely creative. loved to create legolands. but loved to spin yarns even more.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
hate it. it takes jobs away from writers. it's also fabulous. if your life sucks ass, reality tv proves your life is not half as bad as someone elses.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
incessantly.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
duh. chubby hairy jewbaca. what's not to love?!

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I'm not sure. right now it is. though I vacillate. it would be lovely to be in love, but I would hate to be loved by someone I really didn't want loving me.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
I have a laptop. as if that's somehow cooler than a desktop. I mean, shit. how lame am I right now?! lappy toppy is gray. keyboard is black.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I would sing if it didn't cut into berating my fat fucking self.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no. I'd like to. if I were thinner and had supple, small, perky boobs with topshelf nipples. definitely!

ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can eat anyone under the table. such a gift. I can also exercise shameless fart control. I just choose not to.

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
wyoming. peru. argentina. cuba. puerto rico. that wasn't a plural question?

CAN YOU SWIM?
like a fish.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
no. no desire to. do I suck ass?

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I do. but only when it's convenient.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I'm a biter. chill. I don't bite cock. just lollies.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I can barely say the alphabet from a-z.

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
I love the whirring sound of electric. but you've just given me a fabulous idea for a shame free vibrator.

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
it's disgusting. I don't know how anyone can shoot a gun. it makes me sick. really sick. I don't want to be around it. but, I wear leather. people eat animals.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I don't think so. I don't want to get married. I fear commitment. I'd love to live with a man and share my life with him. I don't believe in one-soulmate. I think people you fall in love with come into your life at different times to fulfill different needs. needs change and so do relationships. is that so horrible?

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
it's horrific. I write like an infant being gang banged by legos.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
everything. it sucks. meat. seafood. pollen. mold. bounce. cats. dogs with hair. grass. the list is far too jewbarrassing.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, I LOVE YOU?
I say it every single day, to my family and my dog.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
sometimes. it's guilt related. or an old memory. or wishing the person I was there supporting would marry someone else. stop judging. I didn't say I was well adjusted.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I don't eat eggs. disguised eggs. but, if I do eat eggs, they have to be scrambled and severely dry.

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
just the ones with face lifts. or maybe it's just the blondes in los angeles. although, maybe they ain't so dumb after all. they have managed to become trophy wives or maintain first wife status. shouldn't we respect that?

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I really don't know. it's either curled up underneath something. or it's mia forever.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
3:37 in the afternoon.

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
many. quats. katiegirl. kkkkkatie. schwartzy. schwartz. louie. kates.

IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
love the smell. can't eat the food. it's a flesh haven.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
an hour ago.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers. in a bath I can't wear my shoes. I also feel way too naked for way too long.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yes.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I do. and my back scratched. what am I, a fuckin dog?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
sometimes. but, I love the silence. or the sounds depending on the city I'm in. I also love the secrecy of night.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
food. cigarettes. guilt. shame. fear. self loathing. all the good stuff.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy.

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
that's wrong on every level and way too hippie dippy.

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
once. I hope never to repeat it.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I'm not sure. define drug free? caffeine is a drug, no? I'm a coffee ho.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
please... I've slept through tornados and woken up without a roof.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brown.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
no. but, I'm working on it.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
with my mother, my sister and my youngest brother.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
are you new?

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
my vagina.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
just my parents. I was a kid. their wallets were out with what seemed like pots of cash, so yeah. I boosted a few bucks.

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
no. but, I can ski.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I'm a jew. we don't camp. we do outdoor things in the daytime and stay in hotels.

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
shamelessly. love to laugh.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
yes.

ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
and woman's.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
of course. I've had a starter marriage. big fan of divorce. everyone should give it a twirl at least once.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I can barely dance.

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I do. it makes me sad.

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
there's a nice chill in the air. it's refreshing. reminds me just a tiny bit of fall.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
cabbage salad with slivered almonds. so damn good.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
no. it makes my nails sweat and it feels like their suffocating.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
one. he's a prick. I have no business liking him. if I dropped dead tomorrow, he wouldn't give it a second thought. so, what am I wasting my time for? he feeds my fear of commitment. what's not to love?! he's also smart and funny. total dick. hate his fucking guts.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
dashers. dashers and dashers. and, 1-800 dentist.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
what is american eagle?

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
daleish got me back into portishead. the song: glory box

WHO ARE YOU TAGGING?
daleish <-- fabulous! loved it. read it.
crionaberry
vocab
mullet boy
drug monkey
freak and a whore
al sensu <-- I know. you hate me. skirmish of wit
mars
self help
ribbed for your pleasure <-- epic. dear.
mister mister <-- it's pretty far up my ass, but hey, if you feel like a cross country trek, knock yaself out. you're in good company.
girlie guth <-- I know it's a pain in the ass. thank you for saying yes.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

that's it


we're done now.
bye-bye.

quick hit


the reason why blogging is such great procrastination is because it's a shot of post. click publish and walaah there's your quick fix.

fun is done


back to work whorebag.
I'm talking to me.
I'm the whorebag.

tim mcgraw


tim mcgraw is very crotchy. have you noticed? cock ring? balls through the cock ring? he doesn't feel like he stuffs. could he be that well hung?

comment lesson o' the day

well, I can't post comments. you can. I can't. can you believe it? banished by blogger from commenting on my own blog. sigh. I'm a blue jew. if blogger wasn't owned by google, I would think it was a republican conspiracy for no particular reason.

potd. you want to fuck me twice? what if I can suck a bagel through an asian man's cock? what if I suck in bed and fuck like a dead fish? you still want a second go? don't forget to do your movie meemish. I know, I'm a pushy cuntsteinowitz. it's what we do.
mother hen. I haven't switched to beta blogger.
honey smack. thanks.
crionaberry. thanks for the test.

SOS SOS, comment challenged

my comments on my posts have been disabled and I have no idea why or how to fix it. help! toss me a pearl.

1: I have already enabled comments and republished the index and the blog.
2: I have removed comment moderation.
3: I'm a desperate whorebag. help!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

sex sells coffins


you have got to read al sensu's post about these hot models selling coffins. it is so funny!

vintage movie posters





too fabulous.

done procrastinating.

have a good day.

bye bye now.

personal relationship

I don't understand what it means when christians say they have a personal relationship with jesus. I was christian blog hopping this morning ... for a change. shut the fuck up, and happened upon this doozy.

"I went to a tragic funeral today. No, not the most tragic one I have ever been to. BUT, they have the eternal hope that they will see their son again as they have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ... Their beautiful son also had a personal relationship with Jesus too and is in heaven right now... The most tragic funerals are when you know the people do not have that hope I have mentioned. Be thankful we have our children every minute as they are really just on loan to us from God "

the loan from god thing is creepy as all fuck off. but that's another post.

anywho, it's not the first time I have seen the personal relationship buzz fraze used (I know, it's phrase), but I'm seeing it more frequently. it's always struck me as arrogant, presumptuous and lacking in substance. I couldn't figure out why, so i hit dictionary.com and looked it up.

personal relationship: a relation between persons.

interesting.

flowing along the crazed christian pov, jesus is god. he's not a person. he's not a man. he's a hero, a savior and only someone seen in death. yes, I know he's a chatty cathy and speaks to each zealot on a daily basis, guiding them. leading them. GOT IT.

but he ain't never described as no man.

so, how in the fuck can you have a personal relationship with jesus when in fact a personal relationship is between persons. not god and persons.

I don't feel like finishing this. *cbb

right now, you know what I'm doing, avoiding.

I've been running errands and jewcifer since the crack o' dawn.

I have a million things to do today + write.

I'm avoiding.

procrastinating.

--
*cbb = can't be bothered

movie meemish ::update::

1. Popcorn or candy?
I am a buttered popcorn whore. the smell of movie popcorn makes my mouth salivate and my vulva lips twitch louder than a school of summer crickets (I know they don't travel in packs). especially with a sugary soda back. oh, please. hello. divine.

2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
a clockwork orange. never seen it. I have guilt about that. I do want to see it. it's like warriors. you have to see it.

3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?
I don't know. it seems like such an impossible feat to just be nominated, that's not enough?

4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe.
one? as if. grace kelly's wardrobe in, to catch a thief. or katherine hepburn's in, bringing up baby.

5. Your favorite film franchise is....
bad boys. I love the chemistry between will smith and martin lawrence. it's an exhilarating, funny ride. will smith's talent is inspiring + he's hilar squared.

6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?
larry charles. pedro almodovar. stanley kramer. mel brooks. nora ephron. neil simon. woody allen. michael moore

ok. I chose eight. I suck.

these writers have left an indelible imprint on pop culture past, present and future. to me, their work is and was, smart and funny. necessary and timeless. these writers create(d) stories that had depth of character. a whole lotta soul. a gazillion layers of humor and insane smarts.

tons and tons of fat pellet apps with a giant salad. stuffed five cheese mushrooms. mini homemade cornmeal crust pizzas. puff pastries overflowing with brie, asparagus, garlic and pinenuts. roasted thai peanut sauce skewered veggies. a goat cheese salad with champagne vinny and spicy walnuts. spinach risotto croquettes.

for dessert, mini pies and strawberry shortcakes infused with whipped cream and a baked pear upside down cake with vanilla ice cream.

super fly, well managed, coma worthy fat.

7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
electrical tape their phone to their ear and make them listen to fran drescher circa the nanny for 24 hours straight.

8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.
hi. ripley. she's got a hero complex. she would save my fat ass.

9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
the color purple, when celie and her sister were being ripped apart. when celie's baby was taken from her. when sofia was being beaten. terrifying and heartbreaking.

10. Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama") is....
I can't say comedy? slapstick. spoof. dark. do they count? I love dark. noir. documentaries. suspense and mystery.

11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
I'm with wp on this in terms of written scripts. I would team unproduced writers who had written scripts with produced writers to rewrite or punch up their material and co-produce their films. I would also implement an unproduced writers program to get writers working. in my opinion when you have no credits, agents aren't always as valuable a resource to a writer as someone who is actually in the position of producing you.

12. Bonnie or Clyde?
burns and allen. hepburn and tracy. hepburn and cary grant. billy crystal and jack palance. I could go on for days... you can't have one without the other.

13. Who am I tagging to answer this survey?
I've already done this.

14. If Jesus were to submit a synopsis of a documentary about life in America since 9/11, what would his pov be? ::: not a joke question. I'm really curious.
in painstaking detail, jesus would expose the zealots, conservatives and fascists, both personally and politically that abuse his name to further their own agendas.

--
ps: if you haven't seen the movie, live flesh by pedro almodovar, see it. it's so brilliant. so is, all about my mother. actually, everything almodovar has written is. rent. now. have you never seen, women on the verge of a nervous breakdown?! it's his most mainstream flickarooney.

Friday, November 24, 2006

another shiva


I have a percolator. I'm an un-cool coffee drinker and I'm ok with that. I don't use a press pot. I don't drink a fancy squeezed bean with a foamy top. I percolate a pot, add half-n-half and sugar in the raw. and, it's perfect.

my percolator is from the 50s. I got it at a garage sale for 5 bucks. not because I couldn't afford a fancy percolator. but it tastes better.

my perc's on the peel.

I'm so forlorn.

I'm going to have to send my perky pot to heaven. I need a hot tip on a new one. it's sad. but, true.

toss me a pearl.

sexy sexy

I love the drama and sex appeal of a good vinty ad.

clearly she, me has nothing interesting to say. so, here's the plan.

leave work.
home.
shower.
pick up loujew from school.
park.
store.
home.
horizontal.

writing?

we hope.

go with god,
cuntsteinowitz

cleansing the blog of barbie



I wonder if he was like the george clooney of his era.

sitting shiva

I'm so lighting a rokeach for barbie... she's dead to me. we are through. no matter what her ensemble, she's still a fuckin barbie. Predictable as ever.

this can't be real


what's happening here?

girl friday


what is she saying?

vintage barbie


love this fabulous spread.

osama ken doll


what a refreshing change from ken. I wonder if his cock is bigger.

taliban barbie


the bride of jihad.

burqa shmirka


she may look like burqa barbie. but she screams eva peron on the lam.

movie meme


shalom... wp tagged me for a movie meme, which I will be doing. click on over to wp's and lewch's meems. good reads. I will be posting my meemish shortly, but you know how much I love an advanced tag. I did include one additional question. indulge cuntsteinowitz, will ya?!

1. Popcorn or candy?
2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?
4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe.
5. Your favorite film franchise is....
6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?
7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?
8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.
9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?
10. Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy" and "drama") is....
11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?
12. Bonnie or Clyde?
13. Who am I tagging to answer this survey?
14. If Jesus were to submit a synopsis of a documentary about life in America since 9/11, what would his pov be? ::: not a joke question. I'm really curious.

tagging people I think would be interested. if I missed you, please do not, not, not take it personally. the guilt will kill me. anyone else who wants to do it, please do it! would love to read it.

crionaberry
big mouth
honey in a handbag
mullet boy
third dimension boy
jew laughter
self help
stanley
al sensu

that cbs sure has moxie!


CBS appeals FCC indecency rules
By Brooks Boliek
Nov 21, 2006

WASHINGTON -- CBS told a federal court Monday that the government's new "zero tolerance" policy for indecent broadcasts is threatening to choke off free speech.

In its opening brief with the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia, CBS contends that the commission's policy "is flatly inconsistent with the bedrock principle that First Amendment freedoms require breathing space to survive.

"The case is one of two legal battles this month that will go a long way to deciding whether the government can slap broadcasters with a big fine and threaten their licenses to operate because of a slip of the tongue. The other case is in the New York circuit and involves Nicole Richie's use of the word "shit" during the 2003 Billboard Music Awards, which aired on Fox.

On Sept. 22, 2004, the FCC said that CBS and Viacom, its parent company at the time, knew or should have known that Janet Jackson's breast would be exposed during a halftime show at the 2004 Super Bowl. CBS, MTV -- which produced the show -- Jackson and fellow performer Justin Timberlake have all said that the moment was unplanned, though Jackson and her choreographer added a "wardrobe reveal" just before the show aired, according to commission and court documents. The FCC proposed fining all 20 of CBS' owned-and-operated stations the maximum $27,500 for the indecent broadcasts.

"The orders at issue in this case cannot be reconciled with either the prior three decades of FCC precedent or, more importantly, the decisions of federal courts articulating the First Amendment limitations" of the FCC's power over indecent speech, CBS said.

At issue is the FCC policy adopted in response to U2 frontman Bono's utterance of a version of the word "fuck" during the 2003 Golden Globes broadcast.

In the Bono decision, the commission changed its definition of "fleeting" use, deciding that a certain word can be so vile that it runs afoul of the nation's indecency laws.

"All we're asking the court to do is to reinstate the old enforcement regime," one CBS executive said.

The commission contends that the fines, which totaled $550,000, were necessary because of the attention the show generated and the threat that an unrestrained Hollywood poses to American sensibilities.

"CBS continues to ignore the voices of millions of Americans, Congress and the commission by arguing that Janet Jackson's halftime performance was not indecent," FCC spokesman Clyde Ensslin said. "CBS believes there should be no limits on what can be shown on television even during family viewing events like the Super Bowl; we continue to believe they are wrong.

"CBS executives bristle at comments like Ensslin's. FCC chairman Kevin Martin has made similar comments.Executives at the network accused the commission of speaking out of both sides of its mouth. Broadcasters say that's not true.

"If we're out to do what they say, then why do they use our own practices as an example?" one network lawyer asked.They argue that the commission has commended broadcasters for their actions to voluntarily curb indecent speech.

"Our assessment of contemporary community standards for the broadcast medium is strongly bolstered by broadcasters' own practices," the FCC wrote in its 2003 order in the Billboard Awards case.

As defined by the FCC, material is indecent if it "in context, depicts or describes sexual or excretory activities or organs in a patently offensive manner as measured by contemporary community standards for the broadcast medium."

While obscene speech is not protected by the First Amendment, indecent speech is as the federal courts and the FCC have ruled that such speech can be aired from 10 p.m.-6 a.m.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

read. don't read.


those who live in liquored up houses should not throw bottles of red wine

a thanksgiving gift


thank god for al sensu: erotichism

transexual barbie


fab, ain't she?

hip burqa barbie


that barbie sure pulls off the modern day muslim dame, doesn't she? again... could she be ANY WHITER?!

burqa barbie



at least it's a fat free addiction. it's better than gorging myself on whole pies of the sweet and savory variety.

ps::: should she really be so creamy white? hi. beige. little more true to life.

praying barbie


I can't help myself. deal.












lw is on the move!


our favorite creepy christian has graced us with a new entry. it's not that great. + she's thinner. bitch.

Stormie Omartian :: ok, who wants to tell this christian diva that her namesake is a porn star?

fantasy barbie


jude deveraux the raider barbie and ken doll gift set

is that too much or is that too much?!

dead barbies


retired barbies? a collection exists. it's the barbie motherload.

more SIT!

finally an anatomically correct ken doll rubbing one out and his back is to us. mother fucker.

*sit = slut in training

whore


no matter how liquored up that barbie tries to get ken, he still won't eat her pussy. with a hair don't like that and skin tight club wear, he's beggin for a ken cock nosh.

SIT!


finally! a realistic "how to" become a SIT.

* SIT = slut in training

keep pace.

happy thanks fucking giving


well, here it is, thanksgiving. a national celebration of murder. but, it's not like it wasn't for a good cause. we just wanted to claim the usa for ourselves.

the years have passed. the leaders have come and gone, but not much has changed, has it?

fuck live and learn.

**

Monday, November 20, 2006

insomnia w/jesus p2


no wonder haggard didn't want to masturbate instead.

jesus, hitler and osama


write the joke.
come on.
it'll be fun.

insomnia with jesus


this picture is so blasphemous.

jesus wouldn't be caught dead with porn that isn't written in aeramaic and that doesn't feature mary magdalene on the cover. which, by the way, should be a stone tablet.

gahhhd.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

moxie

in a queer ass attempt to deal with myself, I'm going to do something I don't normally do. actually, it was dale's essay about his childhood, Passion Of The Dale: Strangers With Chips, that I read a few weeks ago that gave me the moxie to do this today. I've been conflicted about it. wp can tell you. I posted it months ago and then ripped it down as quickly as it went up. but, there are a few reasons I'm sharing it. one, women need to know about it. two, I hope it begets a change I need to make.

graves becomes her

there's a comment rule on this. no empathy. no sympathy. I'm serious. no empathy. no sympathy or I will hunt you down and vomit all over you.

go with god,
cuntsteinowitz

lw still mia

this morning, like every sunday morning, I visited coffee talk with lisa welchel. we each worship the lord in our own ways, don't we? personally, I rely on lisa to tell me how to feel. what to think. who to pray for and how to live my life each day for 6 days until the 7th day when it's redefined by lisa once again.

last week and this week there no journal entries. I've been wandering aimlessly for two-weeks without lw's guidance.

so, where in the world is lisa welchel?

Saturday, November 18, 2006

avoidance


see, I have a choice. I can run to the store and buy enough fat to clog a dozen arteries. or, I can blog the forlorn out of myself.

hence the stupid, queer ass posts.

fuck me.

boundless generosity


when I saw this, I thought, hey, mel gibson could really use a, pick me up and words of encouragement. so, I emailed him. his email address was surprisingly easy to find:

kikehatingcocksucker@fuckthosejewsforkillingjesus.com.

news


bad --> dish. news. e-stalks. calls.
suck.
mother fucker.

but, jesus hating bush... that's a good silver lining.

one-year

I just realized something. on december 30th, this blog will be a year old. do I get a prize? will google/blogger send me a chach? what do I get? the satisfaction of committing to something for a year? cause I'd really prefer something more tangible.

guess what?


well I'll be dipped in always, I just got my period. my menses. my flange is on fuego. crampage is not far behind.

ok.

fuck off.

it's time to stop blogging now.

I have things to do.

I'm procrastinating.

mother fucker.

that's one of my favorite curse words.

bye.
done.
gotta go.
see you.
later.

go with god,
katie

this week's keywords


katie schwartz :: good
vaginal bleeding :: just because a girl acknlowledges a menses here and there, doesn't make her a vaginal bleeding post centric ho. then again, according to my darling romius, "I get the red runs 16 times a month."
great breasts :: I'm sure they were shocked as hell to happen upon my massive waistlettes
hymen :: hymen?
katie :: even better
menstrual barbie :: now that's a menses search I can live with
born to fuck schwartz :: from the searcher's lips to god's ears
circumsized is best :: I never said that
clit removal :: I NEVER said that
curse words list :: I would get an a+++
fucking me so :: oh, how I do wish
I'm menstruating :: again with the menses
katie schwartz + jewish comedy :: who can argue with such a compliment?! news...
my panties are moist :: ok, but it's not like I'm incontinent
my tits weigh :: this is true. I've hoisted the twins on scales. they have weighed up to 10 lbers a pop
taught me how to suck :: again, can't argue with the truth. my bestie espy
torpedo tits :: sad. true.
vaccum pussy :: is that a modern day housewife?

 

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