Katie Schwartz

today is our beloved write procrastinator 's birthday! can you stand it? isn't it fabulous? click now and wish that child the happiest birthday ever. happy birthday to you ! happy birthday to you ! happy birthday, w-peaaassser ! happy birthday to you ! may you have a happy, healthy, creatively adventurous and wildly successful year. ps:: how much do you hate w-peaser ;)

a wp - jewgirl joint ... post wp e-stalked me the most fabulous e-stalk this fine am: wp : Katie-lah, Check this one out ! me: OMG that is fucking fantastic! Did you post it? You have to! It’s fantastic. wp : Naw, you go ahead. me: Hells no. how about a joint post? I will say it’s a wp katie joint. wp : So here you go folks, " The Return of The J-Man! " Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is "definitely on track" to achieve peak fitness condition for the Second Coming. run. read. it's tits.

our beloved wp has tagged me for a meemish. if you haven't already, you have to read his alphabet meem . it's god damned funny. ps: another great read, inspired by our equally loved daleish , wp posted about his hair . have you read? run. read. hilar. A- Available or Single single by choice. available? not so much, but I will be soon! who's got wood? B- Best Friend my sister, izzy, katie, wellie pops C- Cake or Pie for a food addict, I can rationalize and celebrate both. each has a purpose, a time and a place. let's not take one and place its value above the other. that's cruel, insensitive and quite vile. D- Drink of Choice Coffee or lemonade mixed with iced tea. if I'm sick, hot tea. E- Essential Item my crack-n-berry. I really prefer not to be without it. F- Favorite Color red. ooh, I lah me some red, girl. G- Gummi Bears or Worms I'm a purist when it comes to candy, chocolate. I don't fuck around with gummi shit. I want it hard, fast and intens...