Monday, January 15, 2007

dear leewee...

I sense God wants to do a new work in me and my life this year and I would love to start 2007 off with a divine breakthrough. I am also recently being challenged in the area of submitting to spiritual authority (not our own church; something else.) So this has been a really good opportunity for me to walk in obedience to my covering, trusting God to bless my desire to walk with a yielded heart.


dear leewee:

grrrlfriend, how are you? lord up. devil down! get it?! (wee, you never saw, pimp's up. ho's down on hbo? you HAVE GOT to see it. you'll love it. lot's of souls to save and prayer ops)

it's so funny you say that you feel god wants to do a new work in you because I feel like (s)he wants to do a new work in me, too! we are so in sync -- omg.

what were your symptoms? mine was really bad gas. I could not stop farting. it was crazy, gf. loud, long farts. once I got past how satisfying it was to just let er' rip, I quickly realized that each fart was actually a message from (s)him, urging me to be more submissive to (s)him's will. (s)he even encouraged me to buy a switch if I was being disobedient. you might want to consider it too, lee. it's the only way to fully surrender to spiritual authority. the bruises hurt like h-e-double hockey sticks, but look at me, I survived and so will you!

you must email me back. I'm dying to know what your symptoms were.

here's to obedience 07'!

love,
lks

lee wee's post o' the week

this week's leepee entry was about the daniel fast... with a few choice gems.

I realized too late that I hadn’t written a journal entry for this week. I breathed a quick prayer, “Dear Lord, I don’t want to let my cyber friends down again but I don’t have a spare minute to write this before I leave town and I don’t want to be writing while I’m with Angela. What can I do?”

I'm hearing a lot of "I's and me's." I'm NOT hearing a lot of, "you and you's". in a situation like this when a zealot has a narcissism tantrum, something akin to breathing for these folks, that zealot should really consider the following inquiries instead, what would jesus do? or jesus, it's your decision. jesus, I'm going to let you pilot this one.

I immediately thought of my friend, Sarah, whom I introduced you to last year.

I never got a personal introduction. did you?

I logged onto her blog and discovered she had recently written about our church wide call to a “Daniel Fast.” Perfect! We are allowed to eat: fruits, veggies, legumes, brown rice, soy milk, nuts, oats, and honey. We are not allowed: caffeine! Diet Dr. Pepper! Beef, poultry, fish, all dairy, sugar or sugar substitutes, eggs, flour and all breads.

she is so walmart that leewee, isn't she?!

pastor shared the phrase, “Extreme obedience brings extreme blessing,” which has become our mantra around here.

how very s&m-ee meets extreme makeover.

I sense God wants to do a new work in me and my life this year and I would love to start 2007 off with a divine breakthrough. I am also recently being challenged in the area of submitting to spiritual authority (not our own church; something else.) So this has been a really good opportunity for me to walk in obedience to my covering, trusting God to bless my desire to walk with a yielded heart.

I guess those ipod face to penis sessions with jesus in the closet are REALLY PAYING OFF!

someone's getting a letter.

putz

did you know there was a non-penile putz product? neither did I!

what's even better is that the website's url is, ILoveBacon.com with a lil bacon favicon. news?!

labels

I'm about to label myself into a god damned frenzy because I just noticed that you can.

ps: german or not, a store named schmuck?!

how am I?


I am menstruating. I do so love getting my menses. the cramps I could do without, but that's what pain meds and heating pads are for.

 

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