Tuesday, May 08, 2007

free paris hilton

the queen of narcissism tops herself with a petition, free paris hilton. her friend joshua wrote it with paris's guidance and input of course. isn't that amazing? she did manage to write the intro to her petition on her myspace page all by herself. no, really. she did. see.

paris hilton myspace:

Monday, May 07, 2007
My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created... please go here: htp://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781 I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition

please note the urgency.

now onto the debacle petition:

To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton.
She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax". In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either.

As depicted on Friday night's episode "Nancy Grace" on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been "slapped on the wrist" for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday.

She is distraught and understandably afraid.

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

is there really anything that could top that?

saving our vaginas one lip at a time

ladies, enough is enough. it's time for us to reclaim our mysterious lipstyle. we are killing our labia, splitting twins that were meant to work as one. we're not serving mclips with a side of fries. we're dishing up something way more delish (no offense to my beloved queens).

diva espanya sent me some serious lip centric sites (let us pray that even after she gives birth to the fruit, she will continue sending vadgey sites). the camel toe report. famous toe, man toe and severe toe. the site is a .org. ballsy enough?!

vote for my camel toe! the shame... broads actually send in their vadgiest shots in the hopes of winning. winning what you ask? BUPKAS. top fuckin' toe. like that's gift enough?!

and finally, the image... yet another toelink from diva ethpanya. grazie, babe. xoxoxox.

I found this pic at empty bottle. check it out. I'm going to read his site and see if it's something we can roll and love hard. he curses. I didn't see cunt anywhere. but, I could've sworn I saw fuck. read me. we'll see.

no jury duty today. I have to call tomorrow @ 11:30. wp says I should Go the political-nihilist route and you'll get out. that's much easier than having to show my tits in this heat. geez fuckin louise, it is hotter than a hooker's pussy in shlock angeles. I am shvitsing like a whooo-a. I don't have central air, but I do have a, will put hair on your chest, it's so butch, air conditioning unit. at the minee, haglette the hellnine is positioned quite perfectly between said unit and the fan.

forgive the boring post. tonight I'll be funny. no. really, I will. tomorrow maybe?

lip rivals

courtesy of eebie, australian fashion week reveals a big ol' lippy mess. looks like someone's givin' coco's lips a serious run for their money.


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