Katie Schwartz

if I could create and dispense email addresses for political figures and celebrities, here is what they would be: george bush: manipulative-jew-fag-woman-equality-hating-prick@iamgod.com paris hilton: gash@easy.com nicole ritchie: going-for-translucent@skinnybitch.com donald rumsfeld: just-shut-up-and-put-up@livetokill.com dick cheney: dick-sucks@onefootonthepeel.com anne coulter: cunt@cunt.com britney spears: kfeds-bitch@badmother.com jessica simpson: brand-me@imawhore.com ashlee simpson: too-stupid@nosejobsareus.com michael jackson: middle-eastern-boys-are-yummy@bahrain.com denise richards: yeah-i-fucked-him@deceitfulbitch.com bill clinton: will-fuck-chubby-jew-4-bigmac@cigarplay.com jan crouch: stealing-from-the-poor-and-loving-it@purplewigwhore.com pat robertson: kikes-spics-chinx-shvats-feathers@thebibleaccordingtome.com oral roberts: dont-let-the-name-fool-you@gloryholequeen.com fcc: killing-americans-one-civil-liberty-at-a-time@fcc.com tom cruise: hubbards-bottom@cult.com mel gi...

in fact, I am now launching the spammy awards. please submit your award winning spams to: katie for best spam of 2006. although, I do believe the below spam is going to absolutely win spammy of the year!! Greetings, My name is Mrs. Fatima Sheikh, widow to late Mr. Abdullah Sheikh, former owner of Petroleum andGas Company, here in Kuwait, I am 68years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really Deteriorating, and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage, I don't want your pity, but i need your trust. My late husband died early last year from heart attack, and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child, my late husband was very wealthy, and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth,The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months, so I have now decided to spread ...

Brin says Google compromised principles By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 6, 10:47 PM ET WASHINGTON - Google Inc. co-founder Sergey Brin acknowledged Tuesday the dominant Internet company has compromised its principles by accommodating Chinese censorship demands. He said Google is wrestling to make the deal work before deciding whether to reverse course. Meeting with reporters near Capitol Hill, Brin said Google had agreed to the censorship demands only after Chinese authorities blocked its service in that country. Google's rivals accommodated the same demands — which Brin described as "a set of rules that we weren't comfortable with" — without international criticism, he said. "We felt that perhaps we could compromise our principles but provide ultimately more information for the Chinese and be a more effective service and perhaps make more of a difference," Brin said. Brin also addressed Internet users' expectations of privacy in an era of...