Katie Schwartz

I am out of blog dish. I got nuttin' interesting. bubs asked me to elaborate on the douche yarn . here yas go. after I told pershina she wasn't getting inside my box, she told me I was immature and irrational. me?! nervey enough. I said, you're from a very conservative country (I had to be diplomatic. I couldn't say ass backwards. wanted to, but didn't). I can't imagine it's acceptable for you to be handling my vagina. I kid you not, she ripped the cookie that was dangling from my lips out of my mouth and ordered me out of her house. cunt. I ran into her about a year later at bank of america. she said, I recognize you. where do I know you from? I couldn't help myself... I wanted to rent your apartment, but you refused to rent it to me because I wouldn't let you douche me. she ran out of there faster than time. (get it)? I got nuttin. I was tellin' guthy the other day about my naybah and her new fuck toy b artholomew . I have a serious issue wit...

I found this pic at empty bottle . check it out. I'm going to read his site and see if it's something we can roll and love hard . he curses. I didn't see cunt anywhere. but, I could've sworn I saw fuck. read me . we'll see. no jury duty today. I have to call tomorrow @ 11:30. wp says I should Go the political-nihilist route and you'll get out. that's much easier than having to show my tits in this heat. geez fuckin louise, it is hotter than a hooker's pussy in shlock angeles. I am shvitsing like a whooo-a. I don't have central air, but I do have a, will put hair on your chest, it's so butch, air conditioning unit. at the minee, haglette the hellnine is positioned quite perfectly between said unit and the fan. forgive the boring post. tonight I'll be funny. no. really, I will. tomorrow maybe?