Katie Schwartz

fartkisaf : friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays sundays? 1. juice went and injured his freakin' back again, which means orthoville tomorrow. he was doing so well, too. did I mention I'm completely freaked out? utterly. hate this. I'm keeping him very high and very relaxed until tomorrow at 6am. ugh. 2. tomorrow begins hell for 30-days (what a negative cunsteenowitz I'm being, geez louise). removal of iodine, sugar, sugar substitutes, soy and gluten from my diet. expect a raging snatch on wheels. though, I suspect that will be short lived because this change should make me feel fabulous. did I mention I'm a vegetarian. severely. oy. 3. one of my neighbors is having sex with a much older man. to each her own. still, when you hear " daddy" repeatedly during foreplay and fucking, it just puts a girl right off. last night I was so irritated that I had to dig up and blast barry white's secret garden . once the song be...

fartkisaf : friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays. 1. I won't receive the two calls I'm expecting. 2. my neighbors can hear me sneeze in the mornings and hock me about closing my windows. hello, get a grip. ever heard of allergies? what about earplugs? are you new? this whole, must be silent to sleep , attitude really fuckin' pisses me off. if you're going to reside in a wannabe metropolis or real one, you have got to cope with sound. right? right! 3. endo boy next week. so not in the mood to get felt up and have blood drawn. 4. waiting on louie's blood work results. ok, we are mirroring each other a little too much. what does that say about me? yes, I know I'm a freak. I'm looking for something else. 5. my ocd about twist ties will continue.

between my schedule this past weekend and my focus on zealotinagate , I neglected to post friday's fears. I'm a whore. fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays mondays. 1. I can't move into the downstairs apartment soon enough. watching louie brave the stairs is killing me. 2. halitosis. I floss twice a day, but I'm thinking of ramping it up to three times because I'm super phobic of hally. 3. another pop diva will remake mccarthur park and it will be an overly played, pop-tart topping phenomenom. 4. no good news this week.

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays. 1. rejection. waiting. waiting for rejection. 2. I won't make my 2/1 rejection deadline. see where my head is at? the shame... 3. my slumlord won't let me move downstairs without a new deposit, rent increase and a new lease. I really need to make this move asap because of haglette's arthritis. stairs are an ish. otherwise, kid's doing great. 4. rejection yet again. 5. overall anxiousness because I've been cataloguing my rolodex of fears for fun! 6. really strange ass dreams. some deathy. some super random and deathy. 7. new tires, new brakes, a tune-up and new windshield wipers. if I don't get it done this week, I'm worried my back tires will expode. that concludes this week's fears. sorta .