Katie Schwartz

I have a percolator. I'm an un-cool coffee drinker and I'm ok with that. I don't use a press pot. I don't drink a fancy squeezed bean with a foamy top. I percolate a pot, add half-n-half and sugar in the raw. and, it's perfect. my percolator is from the 50s. I got it at a garage sale for 5 bucks. not because I couldn't afford a fancy percolator. but it tastes better. my perc's on the peel. I'm so forlorn. I'm going to have to send my perky pot to heaven. I need a hot tip on a new one. it's sad. but, true. toss me a pearl.

I love the drama and sex appeal of a good vinty ad. clearly she, me has nothing interesting to say. so, here's the plan. leave work. home. shower. pick up loujew from school. park. store. home. horizontal. writing? we hope. go with god, cuntsteinowitz

I wonder if he was like the george clooney of his era.

I'm so lighting a rokeach for barbie... she's dead to me. we are through. no matter what her ensemble, she's still a fuckin barbie. Predictable as ever.

what's happening here?

what is she saying?

love this fabulous spread.

what a refreshing change from ken. I wonder if his cock is bigger.

the bride of jihad.

she may look like burqa barbie. but she screams eva peron on the lam.

shalom... wp tagged me for a movie meme, which I will be doing. click on over to wp's and lewch's meems. good reads. I will be posting my meemish shortly, but you know how much I love an advanced tag. I did include one additional question. indulge cuntsteinowitz, will ya?! 1. Popcorn or candy? 2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever. 3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom? 4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. 5. Your favorite film franchise is.... 6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them? 7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater? 8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days. 9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie? 10. Your favorite genre (excluding "comedy...

CBS appeals FCC indecency rules By Brooks Boliek Nov 21, 2006 WASHINGTON -- CBS told a federal court Monday that the government's new "zero tolerance" policy for indecent broadcasts is threatening to choke off free speech. In its opening brief with the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia, CBS contends that the commission's policy "is flatly inconsistent with the bedrock principle that First Amendment freedoms require breathing space to survive. "The case is one of two legal battles this month that will go a long way to deciding whether the government can slap broadcasters with a big fine and threaten their licenses to operate because of a slip of the tongue. The other case is in the New York circuit and involves Nicole Richie's use of the word "shit" during the 2003 Billboard Music Awards, which aired on Fox. On Sept. 22, 2004, the FCC said that CBS and Viacom, its parent company at the time, knew or should have known that Janet J...