Katie Schwartz

Trouble DeVille , A Southern Fried Crime Noir Novel by the fabulous and famous MonkeyMucker . Simian Stud's debut novel is a must read. I thoroughly enjoyed it and I'm not even a noireyish chick. The boy knows how to spin a yarn. You read his blog, yes? Great, you already know that he's a most excellent writer. He only has a few copies left, I suggest you haul ass over to his blog asssssssssappy and buy yourself a copy before they're all gone. MonkeyMucker, are we working on our second novel? "Yes, Katie" is the proper response.

Dear IRS; Thank you so, so much for taking the time to read my letter. I know how slammed you are launching thorny, protruding objects into our rectums, by the way, we love that . It feels so good on top of inflation, the high price of gas, job insecurities, rising rents, impending foreclosures, oh, and overwhelming terror that McFuckain might actually become president. Yeah, it truly is the best of times. Anyway. Imagine my surprise when my accountant e-stalked me to let me know that after doing my taxes it turns out that I owe you the equivalent of a brand spankin' new medium sized car or a down payment on a modest house. Please don't think I'm ungrateful--I would hate for you to feel that way. I am grateful, really , even though 50% of my income went towards justifiable write-offs. I super love you guys and can't thank you enough for the gift you've given me. Hey, quick question, can I get a free meal with this debt? Loving, Katie