Monday, May 07, 2007

cunt broach

there's a cunt broach in the world and I don't own it. fuck. cunt.cunt.cunt.cunt.cuntity.cunt.cunt.cunt.

non sequitur of the day: cunt brunch. isn't that funny? it just popped into my head. who wants an invite?

autumn wants jewgirl

-----Original Message-----

From: autumn []
Sent: Monday, May 07, 2007 12:30 PM
Subject: it`s autumn


My name is autumn. I found your email. I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week :( If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me.

this is a fucking spam. autumn doesn't want to fuck me. clit teasing cunt. autumn meet kiera. kiera meet autumn. I'm sure the two of you will be very fucking happy together dining on your spam laden, musked up twatsicles.

minty bitch

"I don't shower enough. My natural smell is rather musky. Coco Mademoiselle is the first women's perfume I've ever worn. I need something clean." - Keira Knightley

are you fucking kidding me, skank twat? what is wrong with this broad advertising a musky box in desperate need of a cleaning, even if it is perfume saturated? the shame of it. for the love. ha mothah needs to chat with ha.

fuck noses

lil fyi... when someone is sneezing their head off and harkin and shmarkin like nobody's business, would it fucking kill you to say, let me call you later, after you've mainlined a few antihistamines? where's the decency? since when is that remotely interesting to listen in on? people suck ass, ahkay.

I am in jewergy hell. I've been sneezing since 5 am. I'm delirious. do you hear me, de-fucking-lerious. I'm ready to chop my nose off and donate it to a phlegm sucking community.

fuck allergies. fuck my nose. ya hear me, fuck you nose! argh. twice in your eyes.


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