Monday, January 29, 2007

what book do you signify

while hopping potd's way (love the potd blog), I happened upon this frustrating, deeply annoying-ish quiz that I simply had to take because I'm a schmuck. give it a try. you'll love it.



you're the sound and the fury by william faulkner



Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue, but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost. People often have a hard time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.

I signify nothing? how is this possible?

take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

that katie sure is a sinner

for godsakes, I blog so much about the christian reich movement in this country and what do I have to show for it? not a god damned link from one christian blog calling me, offensive, a sinner, the devil's mistress, the devil's work, the anti-christ. bupkas. close your eyes. what do you see? precisely. NOTHING.



I am completely overlooked. I'm not asking for a world war here. BELIEVE ME. I'm just looking for some acknowledgment. I was in
hell house for fuck sake. shouldn't that immediately qualify me?!

jews for jesus

is it the chach? the notion of being saved? what is it that makes some of my people become jews for jesus?



on
christmas: It is a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus, the Jewish Messiah, and it's also an incredible time for introducing others to the greatest Jew who ever lived.



that's just fuckin' great. let's give the zealot christians more reason to hate us. like we haven't already won most unpopular in this century?! oh, and another thing, doesn't this make us 2-fers in the jihad's eyes?



ps: could moishe from any deli nyc be more severely jewish?! oy vey a shmear. why leave us fabulous heeblette's behind?

the scared straight of food

for anyone who is a food addicted whore like me, you have got to watch the scared straight of eating. seriously. I eat 33,000 calories a day took my wig off. that's an expression, I have a full do.


when you eat yourself out of cheekbones and into a bed ridden, horizontal diaper wearing person, it's just heartbreaking. what was so fascinating about this show was that you could SO clearly see how easy it is to get there, even though you think it isn't.

 

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