Katie Schwartz

Guess what today is? Okay, I'll tell you, it is D-CUP's BIRTHDAY ! That's right, our Diva D, author of the fabulous Politits and Unglued , one of our favorite bloggers in the universe and one of the greatest dames I have ever known is having a birthday TODAY. Please click over and wish our DivaD a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! My darling, you are stunning, brilliant and the most fabulous dame around. I wish you a healthy, happy birthday. Loving you, Katie

I feel menstrually betrayed. My sister and her BFF began menstruating on Friday without me. No memo was sent to my womb. Here I sit in a PMS stupor going it solo. While in the car with her last night, I courted her hormones with champagne, strawberries, chocolate, salty potato chips-n-dip, anything to entice the mones to mingle with mine so wombareena would bleed. This morning... bupkas. Refresh. Sigh. In an effort to drag myself out of the thyroid closet that I've been living in for the past five plus years, here's the dish: I got fabbylish news last night from my endocrinologist about my thyroid. I'm 14 points away from having a balanced thyroid. Having been severely hyper and hypothyroid for so long, those 14 points have taken my wig off, I'm over the moon. Your thyroid regulates your mind and body. If that bitch goes awry, all bets are off-- youse are all kinds of jacked whether you're hypothyroid or hyperthyroid . Anyhoodle, in my forthcoming title (Emotiona...

Via Politits , I came to Fran I am . Two kick ass dames. Via one of Fran I am's posts about bushfuck, I found I can't believe it's not a democracy and a post about, I kid you not, what the secret service does with Bush's shit when he's out of the US. Can you believe that our tax dollars are being spent on a protocol for Bush's asstastic movements?! I'm not sure what's more offensive. His shit ain't bein' brought back to the US for composting because he's a narcissistic bastard. I want to know what that doody is being used for. I am entitled to know. Spill, Bushy, spill. I'm also curious about Bush's jiz and which secret service man has to drop to his knees for facials when Bushy is abroad getting his jerk on. Perhaps this is Bush's way of expressing his gayires without being, well, you know gay . God forbid.

Our beloved politits, D-Cup was assaulted . Seriously. By a WOMAN. At a corporate event for having a difference of opinion. It is unbelievable. I am so shocked and so appalled and so disgusted. Wrong.Wrong.Wrong. Run. Read . Now. Please! D-Cup, ya da classiest dame I know. Ya handled yaself beautifully. God forbid I find myself in a similar circumstance at some point, I can only that I exercise half of your grace.

my new friend sheel, e-stalked me and turned me onto some fabulous blogs and such. she's quite an irreverent bird. we need to hock her to write a fucking blog... she does guest blog on jesus general . she's going to be sending some groovy beaver satire links, too. can't wait! remember my dove post ? well, one news now posted their great disdain for dove's ad and how offensive it is. check it out courtesy of sheelicious. sheel, check out politits . ya'll love ha. she's a jew broad who spins many a satirical yarn. ps: she sent me this fab fucking link to modest swimwear for the zealot set.