Katie Schwartz

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE::: THANKS TO MONKEYSTUDMUFFIN'S COMMENT, I HAVE FIXED THE LINK TO BUBBSIE'S ESSAY ON FARMHOUSE . THANKS, MONKEYSTUD There are a million reasons we love Bubbsie. He's dark: and funny as hell: We love his writing, the child can spin a yarn like nobody's business. A few of Bubbsie's treasured topics are Clowns , Alligators , and of course, who could live without his FREAK OF THE WEEK series. GUESS WHAT, our Bubsielicious has spun a disturbingly sick and funny non-fiction story, running in the spring edition of Farmhouse Magazine . This might be Bubbsie's first stop, that we know of, but one thing we are most certain about is that it's just the beginning -- This kid's got mad writing skills. Click on over and read about his Day With Antonia .

Oh, that Bubbsie is THE SHIT. He kicks ass hard and couldn't be more flawless if he tried. He sent me this fabbylish license plate with commentary and awwwl. I don't know if the plate is supposed to reflect the Texan pronunciation of "overflow", or what. All I know is, you must have been in my subconscious because the first thing I thought was the driver of this car is advertising her successful ovulation and/or menses: "ova" and "flo" Hilar squared or what, children?! Thank you, bubbsie :)

Police: Forsyth Man Hit, Killed Girlfriend With Truck I know this is a total bubbsie post, so if Bubbalish wants to cross-post, please post . It's a postable I had to blog. Mark ran over his girlfriend with a half-ton truck and killed her, yet he was arrested for a DUI and out on bail for a mere $1,375? Uh-ha. I see. He whacked his girlfriend, would that be the "serious" felony charge they reference in the article? Or the DUI? Are you mothah fuckin' kiddin' me?! I find this deeply disturbing and appalling that a man who violently and deliberately murders his girlfriend is out on bail, and for under 2K. Okay, now onto the left eye. We all see it, it's not something one can miss. It's a rather expressive, Quasimotto wandering left eye. Can we all agree that it's a bit challenging on the peepers, that one might need a minute to take it in? Okay, great. Here's what I'm having difficulty with: He went and found himself a bird who loved him for...

Oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie I love you so-oh-oh-oh, Bubbsie Wubbsie, thank you so-oh-oh-oh. Our Sprawling Daddy of Doom sent me a jpg and a link to.... Drum roll, please.... MySpaceDouchebags . Click now . You will fucking howl, it's hilar squared. The douchiest of douchebags are on this site with Howard Cosell commentary and all. What a find. Thanks, Bubbsie!

Sing it with me, oh Bubbsie , I love you so-oh. Oh, bubbsie, wubbsie, thank you so-oh for the big christian show-oh. Bubbsie sent me a link to Christian Cuddle Parties and this fabulous article about fondling without fucking . There is so much dish here I can't stand it. Christly cadets desperate to save their blessed virginity, guess what, there's a fondle fest in any city USA so you can get your touch and make-out swirl on. For the price of $30 and a new pair of flannel PJ's, you can participate in a hugging orgy or in a puppy pile. Check out the video . Andre Traversa wrote an article for the no-fuck-zone called Confessions of a Christian Cuddler . One of the things he drones on about is something he read in Sin Fest Rolling Stone, about this rock group that wears masterbands . Each member wears their lil badge of honor UNTIL the member has jerked his member. His shame is the instant removal of said jizband. Masturbating and fucking are very healthy. You don't ...

A few days ago, I wrote about Big Vaginas , remember? Today, Bubbsie sent me the most fabulous link about the dangers of vaginal rejuvenation . FINALLY broads get to see that there really is a downside and that our wadgeys are fine just as God created them. When I asked him if I could post it, he said, " Of COURSE you should post it! That's why I sent it to you--I get clowns and perverts, you get vagina's ." Is that hilar squared or what?!

I have a tear in my eye and joy in my heart. our bubbsie said CUNT . I am kvelling. I am plotzing AND kvelling. bubbsie, this is HUGE!!! everyone race over to bubbsie's blog and congratulate him. this was no easy thing to do. this took a lot of work and time. I am so proud of you, bubbsie. you have made this feminist jewgirl very happy!!! is mrs. bubbsie equally thrilled?!?!?! how do you feel? do you feel differently? are you empowered? uncomfortable? excited? what? spill, child, spill! look, he really said it. here . don't believe me, look! (below. edited version) Bubs said... bless us all with your groovy pictures and cunt talk .There. Are you happy now?