Katie Schwartz

Via Politits , I came to Fran I am . Two kick ass dames. Via one of Fran I am's posts about bushfuck, I found I can't believe it's not a democracy and a post about, I kid you not, what the secret service does with Bush's shit when he's out of the US. Can you believe that our tax dollars are being spent on a protocol for Bush's asstastic movements?! I'm not sure what's more offensive. His shit ain't bein' brought back to the US for composting because he's a narcissistic bastard. I want to know what that doody is being used for. I am entitled to know. Spill, Bushy, spill. I'm also curious about Bush's jiz and which secret service man has to drop to his knees for facials when Bushy is abroad getting his jerk on. Perhaps this is Bush's way of expressing his gayires without being, well, you know gay . God forbid.

You know what a menses whore I am.... Here's the scoop, I got an email last week from Danae , a very fine bird and the creator of the menstruacion calendars . They are off the fucking hook. You have got to check these babies out. You will love them and want to buy one for everyone you know.

One of my bottles of perfume came five minees ago. I am so over the moon, I could scream. This week, I went on a scent tear and bought a few bottles of my favorite scents. New York by Nicolai is a scent that I haven't been able to find for ages . I found it at (I hate lame irony) LuckyScent . What's fabby about this particular scent is how frequently it changes throughout the day. It's damn sexy and worth every penny, children. PS: It's great for men and women. I'm an avid collector of vintage and modahn scents. I ain't tawkin outta my ass. Run and get yaself a bottle. I can't stop smelling myself. Okay, that sounds weird when it's written. Maybe it should have stayed in my head. PS: Hit Guthy's blog today to read about tampons . It's hilar squared. Politits wrote a scathingly brilliant post about festivus . Loved it. Loved em' both.