Katie Schwartz

as many of you know, I am an ebay whoreena. at the minute, I'm on a vinty cherry tear. cherry knobs, cherry linens and cherry chach. yesterday in my cherry hunting frenzy, I happened upon timeless vixen . this dame sells vintage dresses from the 50's and models them. below you'll find a few of her famous poses. someone in her life must have said, dearie, you don't have what it takes to be a model. thanks to ebay, she proved them all wrong and has become, what I think is the kitschiest, high camp model I've ever seen. she is... a riot. and now.... timeless vixen in: the pink roses party dress , the polka dot wiggle, the polka dot sequins and the mod sailor, and oh what a vixen she is. for the record, I would pay a mint to see her dark side

I bought some new chach on ebay. I'm on a syroco sconce tear at the minee. (I'll post pickys of my digs and it will all make sense). anyhoo.... this afternoon my box came (ooh. go, schwartzy) and when I opened it, what didn't this cunt use to ship my package?!?!?! plastic meat containers for chicken, pork and beef from "the walmart". USED styrofoam cups. pubic hair. ashes and a few gpc ciggy butts and the stench of DEATH and ASS. I dumped the whole thing and cloroxed the counter to death. snatch. I sent her a strongly worded email and told her to refund my money asap. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!