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This Week Can Suck My Dick

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This week started out curiously , not bad, not good, more like beige . I can live with beige, it's practical, efficient and sensible. Not all weeks are going to be fabulous , and, hi, I'm not a fucktard, I'll take beige over horrific any day . Right? Right. Sadly, the last few days of my beigey little week morphed, hard . Kind of like being tossed into the film "My Private Idaho" without the, but-the-seizures-feel-so-good , moments, and the exquisite, albeit creepy , " Reqium for a Dream", dream sequences. I was forced into wearing a, hello-clarice-muzzle and porn-ball-gag, so I wouldn't roar, "FUCK-YOU-FUCK-THIS-FUCK-EVERYTHING." " SUCK-MY-MOTHAH'-FUCKIN-DICK." I'm a peenqueen, not a peenbasher, this we can awwwwl agree on, yes? Great. I need five minutes, please, to vent about one very specific peen, please, thank you. Peenestros e-stalked me twice. Three minutes later because I hadn't yet received or responde