Katie Schwartz

I just got a comment from mesothelioma and I am FREAKING OUT that it's a sign that I have asbestos cancer and I'm going to die, which I am REALLY not in the mood for. I have a doctor's appointment monday morning. full blood work up. fuckin bitch, man. is this a sign? do I have one foot on the peel?! I just emailed my sister. she'll know. she's the wolf. if her neck burns, I'm fucked. what part of hypochondriac did you miss while cruising my blog, meso?! oy fuckin' vey.

I'm never cold and for some reason I'm all nips tonight. no, not in honor of survivor, dumb ass. I'm ovulating. I can't sleep. but, I'm so fuckin' tired. deadlines. revisions. so NOT in the mood. the day job. fuck, man. it can really suck the creative juice right out of a girl's womb. --hmm. that's kind of an abortionee thing to say, isn't it? oh well, you know what they say, an abortion a day keeps the christians away. not in the bible belt of course, just on the east and west coasts. I'm so annoyed for no particular reason. I have to be up at the crack of my ass. mother fucker.

Rage Over MySpace Photo Leads to Arrest MESA, Ariz. (Sept. 14) - A 22-year-old woman was arrested after authorities say she tried to hire someone to kill another woman whose photo appeared on her boyfriend's MySpace.com Web page . Heather Michelle Kane was booked Tuesday for investigation of conspiracy to commit murder, Mesa Detective Jerry Gissel said. She was arrested after she met an undercover Mesa police detective at a grocery store, gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed , according to court records. The records say Kane gave the undercover officer photographs taken from her boyfriend's social networking Web page of the woman she wanted killed. She also requested a photo of the woman's dead body . It wasn't clear if the boyfriend and the targeted woman were romantically involved, Gissel said. this bitch is giving cunts a bad name, you know! And, who the fuck does a hit for $500 measly bucks anyway?! ::BudgetHits....