oh, praise be the lord, lisa whelchel has a new book coming out called the busy teacher's guide to prayer.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
lisa whelchel is bringing prayer back to school
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and now for.... fartkisaf
fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on
saturdays sundays?
1. juice went and injured his freakin' back again, which means orthoville tomorrow. he was doing so well, too. did I mention I'm completely freaked out? utterly. hate this. I'm keeping him very high and very relaxed until tomorrow at 6am. ugh.
2. tomorrow begins hell for 30-days (what a negative cunsteenowitz I'm being, geez louise). removal of iodine, sugar, sugar substitutes, soy and gluten from my diet. expect a raging snatch on wheels. though, I suspect that will be short lived because this change should make me feel fabulous. did I mention I'm a vegetarian. severely. oy.
3. one of my neighbors is having sex with a much older man. to each her own. still, when you hear "daddy" repeatedly during foreplay and fucking, it just puts a girl right off. last night I was so irritated that I had to dig up and blast barry white's secret garden. once the song began, I said, just in case you lose the mood, this should keep you going. I hear EVERYTHING, ahhhkay?!?!?!
that concludes this week's fears and reminder that I am a big giant jewfreak.
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finding vey
keywords all the way from oy to vey is coming up on is far too funny not to share.
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