Katie Schwartz

today it occured to me that mary supposedly died a virgin. if it were any other dame, there isn't one broad hopped up on orgams who's heart wouldn't break for her. so, why don't we feel bad for the virgin mary? she never got the penetration, the finger fucking, the fondling, the oral gratification, not one grand finale and poof she's knocked up and donchya know, dead. is giving birth to jesus enough of a reward? shouldn't we feel badly for her? where's the moment of silence for mary's virginity? I for one am extremely blue about the fact that nobody bent mary over and fucked her like a whore because lemme tell ya something, it's a fabulous feeling. every girl should try it, whether she's a straighty or a lezzie. would jesus have been considered a dirty bird and less of a god if he was created out of intercourse? other babies aren't, so what gives? I don't know. I just don't know. but it's givin me ahj.

this is so wrong on every single level. tori and dean on their love "We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present" – an antique platinum ring with an Edwardian oval-shaped sapphire from Neil Lane. "I'd wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical ." Spelling adds that as soon as McDermott proposed, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!' What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly ." I'm not sure what creeps me out the most, the fact that she said they made the baby from their love or the fact that they are procreating. thoughts?