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pussy etiquette

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I was having a conversation with a girlfriend of mine today about this boy who chonched on her beav last night. sure, he got her off... eventually. but, he wasn't a student of pussy. we decided this was a common issue. if you're gonna nosh, whether you're straight or lezzy there is such a thing as pussy etiquette. floss, and not with her stragglin' pubes. it doesn't count. brush your teeth, no broad wants halitosis twat! this is hot because? groomed fingernails, don't be thinkin' about digging your dark dirty nail grime inside mine or anyone else's cunt. yeah. that's a big NO. our boxes are breeding grounds for bacteria. trust me. we don't need any external forces contibuting to an already ripe hot bed of bacteria in waiting. as for hangnails... don't even think about it. if it scratches your face. hurts when it catches on your wool sweater or makes you wince, IMAGINE what it feels like scraping against the great v-wall. clit lickers are welc