Monday, April 30, 2007

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though my blog will never be the recipient of the below gold seal, I still feel that it's my duty to report on all things zealot. the calling is deep for me, like inside my soul deep, so I will forge onward even though I will never be recognized for the great work I do with a beautiful stamp of jproval.

I read a poem today called, what if jesus came to your house and decided to share it with you. I found it on a zblog doc sent.

Would you have to change your clothes before you let Him in?
Or hide some magazines, and put the Bible where they’d been?
Would you hide your worldly music and put some hymn books out?
Could you let Jesus walk right in, or would you rush about?


And I wonder.. if the Saviour spent a day or two with you,
Would you go right on doing, the things you always do?
Would you go right on saying, the things you always
say? Would life for you continue as it does from day to day?


Would you take Jesus with you everywhere you go?
Or would you maybe change your plans for just a day or so?
Would you be glad to have Him meet your closest friends?
Or would you hope they’d stay away until His visit ends?


Would you be glad to have Him stay forever on and on?
Or would you sigh with great relief when He at last was gone?
It might be interesting to know, the things that you would do,
If Jesus came in person, to spend some time with you.

-Author Unknown


if jesus popped in for a social call, I would expect him to know what I was wearing. he's god. I'd also like to think he'd schedule his social call while the coffee was percolating and I was plating some fresh ruggies. he knows how much I loathe not being prepared for social callers.



if jesus wants to get his jerk on watching some porn and listening to delta dawn or the way we were, he's more than welcome to do so. if he cums on my couch, I have lysol wipes that I'm sure he knows how to use.



I wouldn't change my routine for the savior. he's welcome to join me in my routine. that's cool. we could call my dad and conference in my brothers and my sister for some quality family cursing time. it's good clean fun!



I wouldn't want jdawg to stay forever. I mean, come on, a girl needs her privacy and guests should know when they've overstayed their welcome. if it was a quick weekend at schwartzy's, we'd end on a high note. but, if he stayed for like a week, I'd be irritated.



what would you do if jesus came to your house? new meem! I am tagging people who I think would be into this. here's the rule... you must tag at least 5 people. don't puss out, bitches. well, you can if you want to. it's guilt free.



cp : cp's evening with jeewee is off the fucking hook. it is so funny! it's a must read. imagine sipping appletini's with j-dawg and, well... click your ass on over!



dale : who knew you could find jesus with a squirt? well, you fucking can, and if you're wise, you'll click on over to daleish's fabulous and funny rendevous with jesus



lewch <- lewchers, you left one hell of a comment re: religion, so come on, come on, do it proper! I suck...



wp : this is such a GREAT must read. the reminder that zealots in any form are dangerous is always "as the christians say" a blessing. go with wp. run.read.now.



vocab

constant winter



creepy : what do we all love about the creepster... his brutal fucking honesty and candor and lemme tell ya, he pours it on thick in this rant. definitely worth the read, my friends.



hard-and-fast : sensu's visit with big-j is truly unrivaled with a sexual twist of course. he even introduced a new character, but you'll have to click on over to find out who. please run. read.now. so fucking funny!!!



self help



better living through bacon : miss salty meat's jesus meem is so freaking hilarious, you will SCREAM! run and read it now.. omg. omg. omg squared.



drug nazi



ribbed for your pleasure : the masturbation daddy of doom has seriously gotten his swirl on (the third coming) jc can not only turn water into whine (and I do mean whine), he can also morph himself into liz hurley. run. read. now. hilar.




sprawling ramshackle
evil spock



the daily pitchfork : it's a must read! I know. I know, but it really is--- a refreshingly honest, short note on the topic!



the daily pitchfork : once again, a new political spin that asks the tough questions, why j-dawg, oh why?!



the daily pitchork : this is great! sure, a screaming match would ensue, but in the end ... check it out.



politits : has posted a must read with a political spin and a jewey twist that just makes sense!



big mouth indeed strikes again : omg, I am so thrilled, amers is going to do the jesus meem! I'm one seriously happy jew. this is fan-fuckin-tastic! can't wait, guthy.



into the sunrise : I am over the moon! doc has posted a short, sweet and very poignant snippet that is a must read.



anyone else who wants to do it, please, please, please do it and let me know!

jew food for the day



from the author of, “You Never Call! You Never Write! A History of the Jewish Mother” even more guilt free noshies. news?!?!?!

lewch is one-year older today

today is our favorite pulp lover/writer lewch's birthday! it's a biggie, too! he had one hell of a year, almost peeled out, but did way more than survive. click on over and wish that child a very happy birthday!



happy birthday, lewchie!
I hope this year brings you great health, lots of success, pots and pots of creativity and everything your sweet heart desires!
xoxox
jewgirl




 

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