the perks of being jesus
total job security . nobody ever questions jesus. he doesn't get reprimanded or written up. it's assumed that he does his job. he's regarded as a skilled multi-tasking go-getter. but, I've never seen a monthly report, have you? he's slim and in great shape . the man can eat anything he wants, and pig out until the cows come home. but, he never gains an ounce! he doesn't exercise and still, that jesus is so ripped. he's a world traveler and apparently shows up at all major functions without ever having to buy a new outfit or pay for travel expenses. wouldn't it be great if loin cloths and white robes would catch on? oh, wait, the white robes have caught on, but I don't think the klan counts. do they? he's been on the new york times best seller list forever. he's sold more copies of his books than any other author in the world. he's ambisexual and has slept with some very prominent figures, like, mary, matthew, mark, luke, and john. yet...