night cum vs. morning cum



why is it that when a man cums at night, he can't pass out fast enough. but, when he cums in the morning, it catapults him out of bed?

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Anonymous said…
Men can come in the morning?
So she wasn't lying to me all those years.
2:58 AM
Tanya Espanya said…
Bwahahahaha!!! That's hilarious!
5:22 AM
Anonymous said…
"...when he cums in the morning, it catapults him out of bed..."

Perhaps it is a textbook example of Newton's Third Law of Motion in action!

The evening effect being a brilliant example of the concept of 'Inertia' and Newton's First Law of Motion.

Men are ever the teachers!
9:08 AM
Mountjoy said…
It's biological, Katie: Both are classic examples of the male defence mechanism designed to avoid having touchy-feely post coital conversations.

The speed at which he rises in the AM is just a barometer of how good the lay was, as 37 seconds or so post emission, his brain is on a mission to tell all his mates how good it was.
5:10 PM
Eebie said…
Sorry, I can't relate. After giving it my all, I can hardly move. (I will confess to avoiding bec. I want to get somewhere in the morning and don't want to spend the time of that recessionary period.)
7:35 PM
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