It's biological, Katie: Both are classic examples of the male defence mechanism designed to avoid having touchy-feely post coital conversations.
The speed at which he rises in the AM is just a barometer of how good the lay was, as 37 seconds or so post emission, his brain is on a mission to tell all his mates how good it was.
Sorry, I can't relate. After giving it my all, I can hardly move. (I will confess to avoiding bec. I want to get somewhere in the morning and don't want to spend the time of that recessionary period.)
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I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
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So she wasn't lying to me all those years.
Perhaps it is a textbook example of Newton's Third Law of Motion in action!
The evening effect being a brilliant example of the concept of 'Inertia' and Newton's First Law of Motion.
Men are ever the teachers!
The speed at which he rises in the AM is just a barometer of how good the lay was, as 37 seconds or so post emission, his brain is on a mission to tell all his mates how good it was.