still with me?




didjya's see what I did there?



I broke up with times new roman and started doing georgia. there's a kick ass dame in the great state of georgia... it and her, keepers.



maybe I'm not supposed to be married to a font. maybe I'm the kind of bird who appreciates different fonts. is that sooo terrible?!

Comments

Anonymous said…
I know a dame from Georgia as well.
That transcaucasian Republic, bordering on the Black Sea, north of Turkey and Armenia. Tbilisi being her hometown. She works in Singapore now.
3:18 AM
Cup said…
The kick-ass broad thinks sampling fonts is a fabulous way to live. Woman cannot live by Helvetica alone.
12:38 PM
Mountjoy said…
I'm a Gill Sans man, Katie...

But I do enjoy going out and having casual encounters with foreign fonts when I am experimenting. Americana Dreams excited me, but wasn't practical, for instance.
4:47 PM
Ms Smack said…
I like Garamond and verdana :)
6:03 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
and is she happy, dulchey?
9:30 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
that's true, coffeygirl. variety is the spice of life. ever tried wingdings? it's like anonymous sex, but with fonts.
9:30 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mountjoy, are you making an oral metaphor?
9:31 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
sweet honey smack, look at you in my box. it's been ages, doll. I like verdana. it's butch. garamond is playful and sexy.

this is a fun fontversation.
9:31 PM
Mountjoy said…
Oh, no, not at all. Google them and you, too, can be in awe at Gill Sans' (as in sans seriff) sleek lines, and Americana Dreams retro 50's stylin'...
11:55 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
love americana dreams! that's fuckin tits, yo. have you seen the old typewriter fonts? you like? you want some urls?
7:46 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mounty, look what I found: http://www.vintagetype.com/
7:47 PM
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