Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Danny Bonaduce's Creepy Peen

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen.

Help me. I can't stop staring at it.

Happy Halloweeeneeeee


Mister Mxyzptlk said...


You've blinded me!

Adam Deutsch said...

I'm gonna make my coffee now. What are the odds this won't be here when i get back?

doc said...

A couple of thoughts upon viewing:

1. Ew.

2. The cross is a nice touch.

3. I'm glad I'm not a heterosexual.

4. It seems kind of small.

5. Was he eating cheetos?

Writeprocrastinator said...


Tanya Espanya said...

He's sooo cute. OHMYGOD, I luv him. His weenie is so cute and little...petite and portable.

(hang on one second, I'm going to go throw up and pour acid in my eyes)

Madam Z said...

Can you imagine what the "weepeen" looks like when he DOESN'T have an erection?!?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That is one freaky looking cock. But you know what? Looking at his deformed man meat makes me love my dick all the more.

Mountjoy said...

Regardless of it's size or shape, just think about all the puss that noodle has had from his Partidge Family gig...

You bet I'm jealous.

Bubs said...

Oh what the fuck...

Where on God's green earth did you FIND that nightmarish picture? I mean, clearly Danny boy is in action of some kind. What? Is he showing off his martial arts prowess while naked? Is he chasing a tranny hooker who just stole his wallet? What?

EditorJDC said...

Roids will do that.

I hate you for making me look at Danny Bonaduce's dick. I just don't like you anymore.

No more.


Chaylene said...

No wonder his wife left him.

Beth said...

My salmon's about to return to the plate. And I won't be able to enjoy "Partridge Family" reruns after this.

EditorJDC said...

Pretty much the movie Waiting says it all about this picture KK.

Naomi: Ok Ill tell you why. Its because of THIS!
[jumps on the barstool and lifts her skirt]
Calvin, Mitch, Monty: OH! MY GOD!
Naomi: Yea! Bang! Pow! Pow! Pow!
Monty: Its so angry!
Naomi: [screeches and hisses like cat]
Calvin: Oh GOD does that thing have its shots? Put it away! Just put iy away!
Naomi: Dinner is served!
Calvin: Well its official, my penis is now just for show.


Dale said...

I can't stop touching myself now and by touching myself I mean jabbing a screwdriver into my eyes.

~Miss Smack said...

I doubt that little weener would even fit into a vagina. Seriously.. in this day and age of viagra and penis enlargement spam, wouldn't he have taken up the offer?

I wonder if its a side effect of all those years of snorting shit?

Payback, if so.


Creepy said...

This is why guys with little dicks should not participate in nude photography.

BeckEye said...

And he wonders why David Cassidy got all the poontang.

Anonymous said...

thats from all his freakin steroid use!!!

Anonymous said...

have you ever seen his show on VH1 called "Breaking Bonadouchbag"? no wonder he is so mean and angry. If my dick looked like that, id be pissed off


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