The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
names (off the top of my head) of men I would never fuck.
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I had carnal knowledge of an 'Aphrodite' once.
Olympia indeed.
What is the BJ list?
Or get impaled on a Lance?
Be lascivious with Leviticus?
Go jaw-agape at Agapito's peeny?
Let Deepnita go deep into ya?
Have Winthrope withdraw?
I guess Dick is fucked, then.
I thought Bartholomew and Leonard were pretty popular jewish names, hon? Sure about that?
"...This tastes good! I'll smoke that later..." and the rest was history.