can you feel drunk from lack of sleep? not punch drunk, drunk. remember the jingle, ge, we bring good things to life. yeah, it's stuck in my head now. fuck.fuck.motherfuck.
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The answer is yes. The physiological explanation I will withold out of a general sense of propriety
Sometimes I like to say, "Jesus fuck" when I'm mad.
I can't imagine not sleeping. Even though I'm waking every 2 hours with the prince I still manage to lapse back into a coma for the next 2 hours. I feel for you baby.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
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Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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The physiological explanation I will withold out of a general sense of propriety
I can't imagine not sleeping. Even though I'm waking every 2 hours with the prince I still manage to lapse back into a coma for the next 2 hours. I feel for you baby.
"Yes, everything you serve deserveds the protection of waxed paper"....
Well that's sorted, then. Do Trojan know about this?
Everything but the alcohol-breath, though you might bring home the wrong people just as if you were drunk, as it sure as hell impairs your judgement.