can you feel drunk from lack of sleep? not punch drunk, drunk. remember the jingle, ge, we bring good things to life. yeah, it's stuck in my head now. fuck.fuck.motherfuck.
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The answer is yes. The physiological explanation I will withold out of a general sense of propriety
Sometimes I like to say, "Jesus fuck" when I'm mad.
I can't imagine not sleeping. Even though I'm waking every 2 hours with the prince I still manage to lapse back into a coma for the next 2 hours. I feel for you baby.
I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the thrusting jacked sack. Or, his dirty orange palms color coordinated to match his freakpubes leading to the creepiest weepeen I've ever seen. And, I'm not even a size queen. Help me. I can't stop staring at it. Happy Halloweeeneeeee
I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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The physiological explanation I will withold out of a general sense of propriety
I can't imagine not sleeping. Even though I'm waking every 2 hours with the prince I still manage to lapse back into a coma for the next 2 hours. I feel for you baby.
"Yes, everything you serve deserveds the protection of waxed paper"....
Well that's sorted, then. Do Trojan know about this?
Everything but the alcohol-breath, though you might bring home the wrong people just as if you were drunk, as it sure as hell impairs your judgement.