Sunday, July 08, 2007

night cum vs. morning cum

why is it that when a man cums at night, he can't pass out fast enough. but, when he cums in the morning, it catapults him out of bed?


Anonymous said...

Men can come in the morning?
So she wasn't lying to me all those years.

Tanya Espanya said...

Bwahahahaha!!! That's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

"...when he cums in the morning, it catapults him out of bed..."

Perhaps it is a textbook example of Newton's Third Law of Motion in action!

The evening effect being a brilliant example of the concept of 'Inertia' and Newton's First Law of Motion.

Men are ever the teachers!

Mountjoy said...

It's biological, Katie: Both are classic examples of the male defence mechanism designed to avoid having touchy-feely post coital conversations.

The speed at which he rises in the AM is just a barometer of how good the lay was, as 37 seconds or so post emission, his brain is on a mission to tell all his mates how good it was.

Eebie said...

Sorry, I can't relate. After giving it my all, I can hardly move. (I will confess to avoiding bec. I want to get somewhere in the morning and don't want to spend the time of that recessionary period.)


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