insomnia w/jesus p2


no wonder haggard didn't want to masturbate instead.

Comments

Mountjoy said…
I think we just found a new euphemism for wanking:

"Making baby jesus cry"....

Which then opens a whole other can of worms about phrases such as "Jesus Wept!" and just why anyone would call their penis "baby jesus" in the first place...
5:41 PM
Marcelo José Blanco said…
nothing specifies that you will actually hear him.. you know, what with him being so far away in time and space.
6:49 PM
Al Sensu said…
And all these years I thought I heard myself crying out when I came.
7:36 PM
Ms Smack said…
hahahha , i'm with you Al.

That means, i've made baby jesus cry 4 times this week! hurrah!
3:36 PM
Unknown said…
mabye it's because he has a teeny peeny.
7:25 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
That rat bastard Write Proctologist tagged you, kick his ass!
4:13 AM
Anonymous said…
awww shit, he must be wailing then, cuz I have been a busy girl....
11:56 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
euphemism for wanking. you know joy juice, I love you harder each and every day.
4:21 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
HAHAHAHAHAHHA-- mars, you do realize that's a huge misconception, right? I take it you don't have a personal relationship with our lord and savior, jesus christ?! perhaps you should reconsider. he can touch your life each and every day.
4:22 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
no, al, that was jesus. he's always just a circle jerk away.
4:22 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
ooh, miss smack, you go girl!
4:23 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA <-- love teeny peeny crionaberry
4:23 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, write proctologist. you sick, sick young man.
4:23 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
shroomie dahling, if you pray hard enough, jesus will insert himself inside you and you can cry together :)
4:24 PM
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